The last time I was broken up with, was on the phone, and it went like this.
Bofus: Hey GF!
GF: Hey Bofus.....
Bofus: Hey, you ready to go to the rather expensive show I got us tickets for tonight?
GF: Yeah, about that, I don't think this is going to work out.
Bofus: *takes a few seconds to register* Oh....um....I didn't expect that...Bai?
XGF: Bai.
Bofus: *calls up other chick*
Other chick: Hey Bofus!
Bofus: Hey, you wanna go to a rather expensive show tonight?
OC: Hell yeah!
......I think the reason she broke up with me was that I didn't really seem to care. Guilty.