How do you think your parents would react if they went through your internet browsing history?

esperandote

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My mom alredy found my hentai so there's not much more to find out, besides I'm old enough and only watch regular porn now so I don't think she would mind.
 

CleverCover

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Depends on which browser.

One would be "You waste your time doing what now? Really? Why? WHYYYYYYYY?"

Another would be "I knew you were more grown than you pretended. Hah, no one can last that long without questions." Which would lead to the most awkward conversation ever. EVER.
 

Ikky Terabusui

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Well, asides the fact that I'm an adult living on my own, I'm more than certain my parents would be MUCH more shocked at the content of my HDD than my history. Luckily I use Linux and I boot into Terminal before going to KDE, so they wouldn't be able to get there anyways.
 

Lordpils

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A general lack of surprise at the porn (which I admit and talk about quite openly) and annoyance at the sheer number of things I visit that disagree with their political and philosophical views (which I also talk about quite openly).
 

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Hmm...Twitter, Youtube, Escapist, Gamefaqs, Gametrailers, Collegehumor, Dorkly, Halolz, EQ Daily, Ponychan, Ponibooru, Memebase and almost all it's branches...I don't think they would care much. All the porn viewing I do is in a private tab :/
 

Bek359

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If you keep anything in your history that would warrant a sit-down from your parents, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG.
 

Tsunimo

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
This sums up how they would react pretty well.
If they found my tabs, it would be equally bad, but I don't thin they know enough about computers for that level of use.
Plus, I have Firefox on auto delete so this shouldn't happen.
 

bluepilot

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I showed my parents nyan cat once...parents do not belong on the internet.

I basically use the internet to come here, look up weird medical stuff, do research and look up cute pictures of cats. I think they would be okay but be of the opinion that I am wasting my life. Well, if I could have a pet kitty I would not spend so much time on the internet looking at them.
 

darkcalling

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I live in a college dorm now but I think my mom would mostly not care about what she could decipher (she's a little behind the times technologically). Dad might freak out if he saw all the Transgender sites and forums i'm on (I'm not one but i'm friends with several online).

My roommates (three religion majors) would probably freak out if they had a clue about my browser history too.
 

Aetera

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I own my own laptop and I'm 24, so it probably wouldn't happen.
If it did, though... A large chunk of my browsing history would lead them to /b/...

 

infohippie

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Most things in my history would be entirely innocuous. I really don't think they'd be bothered by the porn, and they already know about the My Little Pony. And I think they'd carefully make a point of not mentioning the sites that are a combination of the two.
 

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Aetera said:
I own my own laptop and I'm 24, so it probably wouldn't happen.
If it did, though... A large chunk of my browsing history would lead them to /b/...

Lower left subtly implies masturbation. :p
 

Aetera

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
Aetera said:
I own my own laptop and I'm 24, so it probably wouldn't happen.
If it did, though... A large chunk of my browsing history would lead them to /b/...

Lower left subtly implies masturbation. :p
Welp, looks like they're fitting in quickly then!

xD
 

Soviet Heavy

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The joys of Firefox's history tab. Selectively delete any incriminating websites without the need to remove my entire history.