How do you want to die?
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My friend once offered to smother me to death between her thighs. As good a way to go as any I suppose.
Getting run over by a steamroller would be a painful way, but you know damn well people aren't going to forget it.
Getting run over by a steamroller would be a painful way, but you know damn well people aren't going to forget it.
Normally, just die old. Boring, I know. I don't want to die in my sleep though, the idea of falling asleep alive and never waking up freaks me out.
I either want to die in a really flamboyant way, like being killed by a Brazilian stripper at Carnival due my old self having a heart attack or something real mundane, like choking on a cup of tea or in my sleep.
But the one that would top it all, would be being killed by mutated sea bass.
But the one that would top it all, would be being killed by mutated sea bass.
I wanna die by my own hands...I cant stand the feeling of not being able to control my own death(Accidentally came off a bit emo there..let me re-phrase that) I wanna die by my own hands but i dont wanna kill myself.....Ok now that just sounds stupid*facepalm*
Killed shortly after activating my planet destroying device. If I have to go, I'm taking the whole world with me.
Go out in a blaze of glory! SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!
Okay, realistickly, I wanna die of hearth attack while having sex at the age of 60-something ... what? I wanna die doing something I like ... I'll be leaving now
Okay, realistickly, I wanna die of hearth attack while having sex at the age of 60-something ... what? I wanna die doing something I like ... I'll be leaving now
Should I die of something terminal, and hence know when I'm going to die I would use what money I had to travel around the country and personally thank and say good bye to every person that I'd become friends with during the course of my life. And then, I'd slip away on my death bed with my Close family and Friends around.
If it wasn't something terminal then I'd want to die in my sleep and then have a massive funeral.
On a less serious note, I'd want to die from being the first person to tear the fabric of space and time and learn to cast magic.
If it wasn't something terminal then I'd want to die in my sleep and then have a massive funeral.
On a less serious note, I'd want to die from being the first person to tear the fabric of space and time and learn to cast magic.
I'd travel to all sorts of alternate universes, and gather Yukiko, Vaan, Tidus, Cloud, Squall, Luso, Yukari, Junpei, Ken Amada, Emil Castagnier, Marta, Anise, Rikku, every fanboy and fangirl ever (yes, including my past self... urgh), pretty much almost every republican, and Platinum the Trinity from BlazBlue.
I'd take all these characters and bring them into the universe of the new DmC game or whatever they're calling it now. The pure concentrated fail and stupid would create a much bigger blag ho[footnote]Blag ho = Black hole, for those of you that don't watch The Spoony Experiment.[/footnote] than thought possible and I would take out the reboot universe before The Adventures of Dante's Emo Punktard Cousin With the Same Name can begin.
It's not a blaze of glory, it's a mass density of stupid. But I'll be doing the world a god damn favor. And you'll all look at the disappearing faces on your box covers as the stories rewrite themselves to not suck, and you'll think, "There goes a true hero."
"... There goes a Ryoma Wannabe!"
I'd take all these characters and bring them into the universe of the new DmC game or whatever they're calling it now. The pure concentrated fail and stupid would create a much bigger blag ho[footnote]Blag ho = Black hole, for those of you that don't watch The Spoony Experiment.[/footnote] than thought possible and I would take out the reboot universe before The Adventures of Dante's Emo Punktard Cousin With the Same Name can begin.
It's not a blaze of glory, it's a mass density of stupid. But I'll be doing the world a god damn favor. And you'll all look at the disappearing faces on your box covers as the stories rewrite themselves to not suck, and you'll think, "There goes a true hero."
"... There goes a Ryoma Wannabe!"
