How do you want to die?
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This right here, or lose the peacefully, but keep the painlessly. A large, fiery explosion might be cool if I'm utterly vaporized in an instant.Shuswah_Noir said:
I don't know but I want it to be random. Like I want to be doing something fun and its completely safe but somehow my dumbass dies anyways so then at my funeral someone will say "So sad, I'm sorry for your loss...but may I ask how he died?"
Then my family will tell them what happened and that person would cover their laughter and ask "no really how?" and my family will forever shake their heads in shame when ever they think of how I died.
Thats the way to go. Also I want to be embalmed in a stupid position have them take my picture then cremate me. My shrine will have the picture of my corpse and my ashes will be stored in my pokemon tin lunch box.
Then my family will tell them what happened and that person would cover their laughter and ask "no really how?" and my family will forever shake their heads in shame when ever they think of how I died.
Thats the way to go. Also I want to be embalmed in a stupid position have them take my picture then cremate me. My shrine will have the picture of my corpse and my ashes will be stored in my pokemon tin lunch box.
The most painful death you can imagine. I mean, you're gonna die anyway, wanna go without experiencing immense pain? I wouldn't.
Like a Boss.
Shot to death by Hugh Hefner in a jealous rage.
Boo'd to the moon by an audience of horses.
Crucified by Richard Dawkins.
Beaten to death by Stephen Hawkins.
Savaged by a feral TV Detective.
Slapboxing Whoopie Goldburg in a crowded elevator.
Shot to death by Hugh Hefner in a jealous rage.
Boo'd to the moon by an audience of horses.
Crucified by Richard Dawkins.
Beaten to death by Stephen Hawkins.
Savaged by a feral TV Detective.
Slapboxing Whoopie Goldburg in a crowded elevator.
Ideally, never.
But of course I do know that I will die one day - and I want it to be instant. I don't want to see it coming. I don't want to know when it happens. Being dead isn't unpleasant - since dead people can't feel any emotions at all. But the process of dying is what is unpleasant. So as long as the process is instant, relatively painless and takes me totally unaware, then I would opt for that.
But of course I do know that I will die one day - and I want it to be instant. I don't want to see it coming. I don't want to know when it happens. Being dead isn't unpleasant - since dead people can't feel any emotions at all. But the process of dying is what is unpleasant. So as long as the process is instant, relatively painless and takes me totally unaware, then I would opt for that.
Reading this makes me thing that I would like to see death coming. Just so I experience that inner peace someponies that have.. Umm... limited time talk about. I can sort of see what they mean. Like finally getting out of your first school, thinking "Ha, I'm so past this. I never have to go back." Assuming I've lived what I consider a content life of course.Korolev said:
Of old age after a long and productive life I think I'd rather be awake for it than have it just happen in my sleep leaves me a little time to say my last words, unrealisticly I'd take the John Marston approach massive onslaught of gunfire but I'd take it to the next level saving my final bullet for the first man to step forward it'd scare the piss outta those yellow sons a b!tches.
I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did...
...not screaming like the passengers in his back seat.
...not screaming like the passengers in his back seat.
Planking on a road just before a car reaches me.
Nah, just kidding. I'd love to die in my sleep, to be honest. Just go to sleep, get into a dream...and then never return to the world.
Sometimes I wish my dreams were longer and I wouldn't wake up so soon.
Or, alternatively, through a massive cataclysmic event. Or by jumping from some really high place. Like, sky diving.
I'd want to say "with the people I love around me", but on the otherhand, I don't want to put them through that. I mean...I wouldn't want to be around a dead person, especially right as they die.
Nah, just kidding. I'd love to die in my sleep, to be honest. Just go to sleep, get into a dream...and then never return to the world.
Sometimes I wish my dreams were longer and I wouldn't wake up so soon.
Or, alternatively, through a massive cataclysmic event. Or by jumping from some really high place. Like, sky diving.
I'd want to say "with the people I love around me", but on the otherhand, I don't want to put them through that. I mean...I wouldn't want to be around a dead person, especially right as they die.
Screaming ?I regret NOTHIIIING?? while I go in a blaze of fireElijah Ball said:
Possibly in a fighter jet shooting bio-engineered zombie pterodactyls or something: D