I'd travel to all sorts of alternate universes, and gather Yukiko, Vaan, Tidus, Cloud, Squall, Luso, Yukari, Junpei, Ken Amada, Emil Castagnier, Marta, Anise, Rikku, every fanboy and fangirl ever (yes, including my past self... urgh), pretty much almost every republican, and Platinum the Trinity from BlazBlue.
I'd take all these characters and bring them into the universe of the new DmC game or whatever they're calling it now. The pure concentrated fail and stupid would create a much bigger blag ho[footnote]Blag ho = Black hole, for those of you that don't watch The Spoony Experiment.[/footnote] than thought possible and I would take out the reboot universe before The Adventures of Dante's Emo Punktard Cousin With the Same Name can begin.
It's not a blaze of glory, it's a mass density of stupid. But I'll be doing the world a god damn favor. And you'll all look at the disappearing faces on your box covers as the stories rewrite themselves to not suck, and you'll think, "There goes a true hero."
"... There goes a Ryoma Wannabe!"