How do you want to die?

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Hijax

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I wanna die from a heart attack caused by the pure ecstasy caused by having sex with Megan fox and Angelina Jolie at the same time. Yeah.
 

GraveeKing

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Well this is an original thread....
Nah I kid - I love these things! :D
Death by explosive cheese. Cover it in oil, fill it with petrol. Seal up any holes - ignite and BIG BADABOOM!!
 

Sunrider

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With SPEED, on my motorcycle. Or from playing drums. Either is fine, as long as someone takes care of my two cats.
 

General_Tragg

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I haven't quite worked out the details, but I'd like my last words to be: "Whoopsy doodle..." then I just have to hope that whatever it is someone survives so I can go down in legend...
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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By mind-fucking my friends and family.

'And i was Ronald Mcdonald'
*dies*

Something along those lines.
'you must find the treasure!'
*dies*
 

retyopy

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I want to go, surrounded by friends and family, and blowing myself up. If I can't have life, those selfish bastards shouldn't have it either.
 

Liberaliter

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Rawne1980 said:
I want to die like my Grandad, in his sleep.

Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

(That was a joke people).
Well it made me laugh. I may have to 'borrow' it.
 
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In my own bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of beer and a girls lips around my cock.

Refrencing aside: Having lived enough. Surrounded by the people I love. Having accomplished something I'm proud of.
 

TheDarklite

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I want to die whilst riding a walrus.
Inside of a submarine.
Strapped to the back of a tank.
That is being ejected out of a plane.
That is being ejected out of a much larger plane.
That is being towed by a giant octopus.
That is being eaten by a bear.
That is being ridden by Batman.
Who is actually strapped to the side of a truck.
That is stuck inside of a giant fish tank.
Being carted around by a huge helicopter.
On the back of a spaceship.
That has not been 100% built yet.
And is inside.... a miniature bottle!!!!!!

Or if I can not have that small little thing for myself, then I truly would like to go out protecting the people I love. Even if it is just one of them.
 

Bucky01

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a quick painless electrocution while trying to put my mind inside of a computer with internet access, don't wanna be stuck playing solitaire forever or heaven forbid, be turned off. :O
 

Mr.Teatime

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Getting sucked into a black hole. Apparently I would be stretched apart or something like that.
 

Galaxy Roll

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I'll just go copy pasta my last post from a thread like this...

"Testing a prototype time machine/warp engine/wormhole generator/ketchup brand that fails to work properly and explodes.

That or space dogfighting. With flag ships.

Saving Earth/the Milky Way/the Universe/all of existence would be pretty cool, too.

Better yet: ALL OF THE ABOVE COMBINED.

Crash my flag ship into the big bad, activate prototype wormhole generator, push both of us in, throw ketchup into the generator to trap us between dimensions followed by catastrophic meltdown and an explosive the size of which would've normally consumed everything ever

Yeah. That would be fine."

My opinions haven't changed