How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Onyx Oblivion

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http://www.raptureready.com/faq/faq50.html

The answer is at last revealed! About 700 pounds.
 

Howlingwolf214

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I don't trust that. Mainly because the first line, "This is difficult to question answer", doesn't make sense.

My answer firmly remains: A wood chuck would chuck no wood, because a wood chuck can't chuck wood.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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Howlingwolf214 said:
I don't trust that. Mainly because the first line, "This is difficult to question answer", doesn't make sense.

My answer firmly remains: A wood chuck would chuck no wood, because a wood chuck can't chuck wood.
Well the original topic title included the words "if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" but that looked a little odd on the topic list and ruined the aesthetic of the escapist forums.
 

Jenny Creed

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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
 

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Onyx Oblivion said:
WeedWorm said:
Meshakhad said:
I'm more interested by the question, "How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?"
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A valid question, but where did the answer develop?
Years of research into the subject of just how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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WeedWorm said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
WeedWorm said:
Meshakhad said:
I'm more interested by the question, "How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?"
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A valid question, but where did the answer develop?
Years of research into the subject of just how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood.
And that got you the answer about the nuns? AMAZING!
 

mokes310

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Isn't it, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
 

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Meshakhad said:
I'm more interested by the question, "How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?"
The answer is Chuck Norris:


...I'm sorry, HAD to...