How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

TheYellowCellPhone

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Never.

Really. I tried it once and I found it pleasureless and sometimes painful.

I still watch porn, but I do it because my brain likes it, not Little TheYellowCellPhone and the twins.
 

Yarpie

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Depends on how much work I have and how much other entertainment is available, but I'd say roughly 5 times a week.

The days leading up to an exam can get quite intense though, if nothing else to try and keep my mind as focused as possible. Speaking of which, I got an exam on Friday...
 

Palademon

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Never.
I'm a lonely person. As such, I have no desire to pleasure myself, because to me it's about being with somebody.
 

twistedmic

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I do it between two and four times a day, depending on privacy, what's on t.v. and general boredom. Though I've gone as many as six times in a single day, done when I had the house to myself for a week.
 

emeraldrafael

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I dont know. 1-2 a day? I dont see whats wrong with it to be perfectly honest. If oy keep putting it off, your body will just make a mess of your sheets, or you'll lose it during something else and it will be embarrassing.

Honestly, the whole thing about it being taboo and evil is just so insanely stupid.
 

Rasputin1

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Sacman said:
depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<
You either need a medal for that, or a girlfriend.
 

Simskiller

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Steve5513 said:
7 times in one day is my record but I have no idea how I could get in the mood for it that many times again.

Generally anywhere from 2-4. Sometimes 5. My record for today is 4 so far. Still got about 5 hours before I go to sleep though so maybe I'll beat my record.

Ah, life is good.

Edit: Anyone else besides me managed to do it twice in a row with either no break or a short 30 second - one minute break?
Dude I always do that when I masturbate, the second orgasm feels great as it's just a continuation. I do it 2-3 times in one sitting with no break, then take a break and do it again if I get in the mood later on in the day, nearly everyday. Some days I don't, but most I go all out. Average on a good day is 4-7 times if I felt like counting.
 

Weslebear

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Your Ms. Palmer joke humours me especially since I have a friend whose family name is Palmer :D.

And I guess occasionally when I feel like it, not something I keep track of.
 

Estocavio

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zelda2fanboy said:
Probably about once a day, twice a day the absolute most, and I often have long stretches of complete abstinence. It's not that I think it's wrong or anything, I just get bored / not in the mood. I have a fairly low sex drive, all things considered. I'm early 20s right now, but I've always been this way, even during puberty. You might want to add a poll.
The last time i 'just got bored', there was a sudden spike in missing perso... Was a sudden spike in how often i masturbated.
Though the last time i was bored was 5 years ago.
So... Pretty much never.
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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At least thirty times per day.

EDIT: Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about sex.
OT: I guess I don't really have time.
 

Caligulove

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Probably 3 times a week, mostly as a sleep aide.

If I ever get all randy, then that's what calling up the girlfriend is for.
 

Mr Pantomime

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About Once a day right now, though usually I do it for a week/fortnight or so, then have a huge dry spell of a few months. Its not really a big deal for me, the only reason I started doing it is because a friend told me to......

Yeah, weird story.