HOW TO PERFORM SHORYUKEN IN REAL LIFE!! (you know you want to)

[twaddle]

this thread is really about making making fantasy to reality. using modern everyday tools tell us how you would perform you favorite videogame technique?
how to perform a real Shoryuken in real life(DO NOT DO IT! YOU WILL GET ARRESTED AND MIGHT KILL THE PERSON)

Step 1: apply foe with 8-16oz flammable liquid. (My recomendation is water gun)
Step 2: use taser Knuckle (like a brass knuckle except it tases. yes it does exist)

to upper cut foe in chin. upper cut hard to achieve slight lift off the ground
step3: foe should now be on fire and if u used quick evaporating fluid damage shouldn't kill. Congratulations u just performed Shoryuken

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Seems more like a C. Viper special move to me.

 

[twaddle]

Implying that it wouldnt take massive strength to lift that much dead weight from a single, unstable point on the body.

Besides, use the proper name of the item (See my avatar)

you're missing the point. the point is i want everyone to tell how they would perform their favorite video game technique. oh and as for the lift thing. uppercutting a human being with enough force can cause lift ranging from 2 cm to a full inch off the ground depending on their size. now can we keep to the subject please

 

[FalloutJack]

-Shoryuken!-

Okay, very cool.

Now...tell me how to perform a Tiger Uppercut.