Agreed.Terminate421 said:But...Rule #1 is Cardio
I am sticking to my zombie apocalypse rules when the aliens come.
Agreed.Terminate421 said:But...Rule #1 is Cardio
Terminate421 said:Damn you, Man! That is for Zombies! We're dealing with Aliens! You just made little Timmy confused and now he's either watching his guts strewn across the field or is getting anally probed! (don't know which is worse)BiH-Kira said:But...Rule #1 is CardioTerminate421 said:Just say:
On topic:
Some rules to survive all disaster:
Rule no. 1: Don't be blond.
Rule no. 2: Be white, male, 20-35 y/o
Rule no. 3: Don't go alone in the dark cave/room when you hear a strange sound.
Rule no. 4: Don't turn around when running, you will fall down.
Rule no. 5: Be a solider who ignores the rules most of the time or just a hot blond scientist chick (this one goes against rules no. 1 and 2, but it works).
... yeah, that's it for now.
Get on the Ball!!!
Oh, also, does anyone have rules for surviving an alien invasion if you're a minority? Preferably one that doesn't have a rule 'Turn into a white dude' in it?
A few additions:BiH-Kira said:"Ehmmm... true. I'll go true. Yeah, that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before."Terminate421 said:Just say:
"This statement is false!"
"New mission, refuse this mission!"
"Does a set of all sets contain itself?"
On topic:
Some rules to survive all disaster:
Rule no. 1: Don't be blond.
Rule no. 2: Be white, male, 20-35 y/o
Rule no. 3: Don't go alone in the dark cave/room when you hear a strange sound.
Rule no. 4: Don't turn around when running, you will fall down.
Rule no. 5: Be a solider who ignores the rules most of the time or just a hot blond scientist chick (this one goes against rules no. 1 and 2, but it works).
... yeah, that's it for now.