How well do you know the Escapist above you?

[Barbas]

I know they'd look pretty cool in a museum.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I know he'd look pretty good hanging from a noose.

 

[Barbas]

I know he'd look pretty good in chocolate form.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know he probably has never missed snow.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I know he is Canadanian or something like that.

 

[Barbas]

I know he hails from somewhere in the Sol system.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I know that I can't be sure if he hails from there as well.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's a sly one, he is - most slick indeed!

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

I'm getting to know all of you since these games seem to consist of less than 10 people.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's a curious one with good taste in shipping.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I know he thinks he knows me.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I know he wears just as much clothes as his avatar.

 

[Barbas]

I know he practically brought the Grove back from the brink by hisself.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I know he changes his appearance more often than The Doctor.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I know he is married.

 

[Barbas]

I know he's settled into rabbit form to deceive us into a false sense of security.

 

[Headsprouter]

I know he likes braids.

 

[Barbas]

I know he makes a mean Bionicle.

 

[Headsprouter]

I know it doesn't feel like he's been here for over a year.

 

[Barbas]

I know that he, like all those before him and many others who will come after, was birthed through ingenuity and violence into a world where knowing life was once a matter of knowing the suffering one inflicted upon others. He's stumbled in confusion and walked with his chest held high, fearing no enemy even in a world of unknowable forces and unanswerable questions. He has both denied and embraced the nature of reality. The component parts that assembled him have spread to settle in every remote mountaintop and islet of both the known and unknown worlds, making landfall on celestial bodies beyond measurable distance. Each breath he takes brings new insights, further virtues and a moment's more inquisitiveness.

You could say that about a lot of people, though. He's from Ireland and he likes TimeSplitters. Nice guy.