How would you convince someone the Holocaust existed?

[Snake Plissken]

Slap them in the face and throttle them with the power of reason.

Nah, slap them in the face and throttle them with the power of physical violence.

 

[theheroofaction]

I would ask them the question that shatters most conspiracy theories.

"Why the hell would anyone fake that?"

 

[Rin Little]

Honestly, if someone denied that the Holocaust happened, I would smack them upside the head and walk away. Cuz honestly, what else can you really do?

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

It's like arguing with people that think the moon-landing was faked.

Or Creationists.

Or people who think homeopathy works.

Or people that think that Climate Scientist are part of a socialist plot to bring down capitalism.

Or Glenn Beck.

No matter how much evidence that you hold in front of their eyeballs they will always fall back to people and sources that agree with their world view.

The moon landing WAS faked, when the astronauts got there, the camera were faulty and all the image date was unusable, so they just shot a reenactment, America's Most Wanted-style.
Somebody had to create that accident that created life.
Climate Scientist is a socialist plot to bring down the phone company.
Homeopathy totally works. But only if you clap enough.
Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990.

First off, the Holocaust totally happened. If nothing else, the German work ethic can not be denied. Furthermore, the jews, while crafty and manipulative, are far too cheap to pay for those "fake" cocncentration camps. Even if they hired mexicans, they'd still have to fly them overseas, and all that freight space adds up. If anything, the jews are DOWNPLAYING the number executed because they dont want us to know how close they came to having their secret world domination cabal destroyed.

That's how you convince them. Use their own bullshit ignorant ideas against them

This is definitely my favorite post. You should really be a troll, because you'd be so amazing at it! ^_^

Thanks! These forums are too ban-happy to really go nuts though. You have to reign it back in at the end so no one can claim you aren't adding to the discussion

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

Well in a few easy steps.
1: Does this smell like chloroform to you?
2: Torture chamber.
3: ??????
4: Profit and sense.

Something like that.

But more like:

Start a new holocaust, this time with them as victims.
After they experienced it first hand they will have a hard time denying it (especially when they have been burnt to crips or gassed to death)

Seriously though?
You don't have a chance against such lunatics!
Ask them how many survivors they want to met.
Find survivors and let them talk to him. (Well Some years from now everybody from that time will be dead, that's a really shame you can't hear their stories anymore and have to believe what E.A. and Activision tells you about the NAZIs but well)

 

[Shadu]

I would get a time machine, take them back there, and show them. Oh, and I would some how make them one of the victims of the camps, but come back and save them right before they died so time wouldn't be completely messed up.

Unfortunately, time machines don't exsist...yet...so I will instead just have to avoid someone like this and continue on letting them believe whatever they like. It doesn't harm me.

 

[Rainboq]

[HEADING=1]TAKE THEM THERE.[/HEADING]

And if that doesn't work, show them the mass graves.

 

[funksobeefy]

I'd ask them what they did last week. I'd then ask them to prove it. On the off hand that they had evidence, I'd claim it was all fabricated.
Either they'll get it, or they won't, and really, there comes a point where if they don't get it, they never will.

After all the posts presented, this is the best. Violence will never work and should never be tried. If they cant be swayed logically then there's really no point in being in the conversation.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

I wouldn't bother at all. I have better uses of my time than swaying ignorant people.

 

[Rainboq]

I came to say what I think of it...

[HEADING=1]TAKE THEM THERE.[/HEADING]

And if that doesn't work, show them the mass graves.

...but my new friend already nailed it...

n.n Happy to help.

 

[kickyourass]

I wouldn't, in my opinion if someone is stupid enough to seriously think (or claim to think in the case of dishonest cretins) that the Holocaust did not happen they aren't worth the oxygen it would take for a heavy sigh.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

I'd probably show you pictures and records of my family in Austria both before and after they were murdered by the Nazis... But that's just me.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

I could see your crazy friend debunking all the pictures too. Claiming that they were edited by the Jews or something like it. If he doesn't believe holocaust survivors as they are "part of the lie" it wouldn't be worth discussing since he just ignores the evidence.