How would you die?

[cheftacular]

This is no contest. Once I've been bitten by a zombie, I'd strap explosives all over my body and hold off the hordes until my buddies escape. Then once there's nowhere for me to run, I'd pull the pin and blow me and the undead to hell. Booyah.

 

[ottenni]

Well no offense to you or anyone but I'm probably not going to see it. Or you could sent the synopsis of the ending to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Diamond_(film)#Plot

Good ol Wikipedia. And i do recommend seeing it, its very good.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Either AIDS or a drug overdose.

 

[A.A.K]

Via Bullet.
growing old and dying in my sleep thing just seems f*ckin horrible to me.

 

[twistedmic]

Driving a Pontiac GTO, loaded up with propane tanks and professional grade fireworks, into a gas stations pumps with a pair of lit road flares in my hands while in the middle of a high speed police chase after having robbed a bank.
Or getting gunned down by the guards of Fort Knox while attempting a daring daylight elephant back break -in

 

[Aesir23]

Hopefully shot in battle while leading my squad on an heroic charge.

Thats the way for me

This, except I die from a hollow-point sniper round to the head and my death motivates my squad to eventually succeed. I die a martyr, the killer is viewed as 'cheap' (hopefully) and we accomplish what we set out to do...even in death.

EDIT: Hollow point round because it would (more-or-less) cause this:

No surviving that, and probably instantaneous and painless.

Except for the people around you who would likely end up dying from vomiting out their internal organs at the very sight.

 

[Marmooset]

Oof back of the net this guy(?)
Nicely done good sir.

I'm quite honored by the complement, sir!
(Being incapable of tact, I find tacky fills in nicely in a pinch.)

With a snake in my boot.

Or possibly if somebody has poisoned the waterhole?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Either

Spoiler: death by snoo snoo

Or first victim of alien invasion. Pardon me. I mean Alien invasion.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Old age would be my choice.

Yep. That.

If I couldn't do that, have anyone seen the new series 15 episode of Top Gear today? I'd like to die the same way as the reasonably priced car (The Lacetti).

Dropped out the back of a plane in a flaming hot rod with two women. I'd pull out two assault rifles and shoot out the engines of the plane and play an awesome guitar solo and explode into pure awesomeness as I hit the ground.

Or that. I really want to do that.

 

[JackRyan64]

Crushed by a T-Rex skull.

I'll be the only man to have ever been killed by a dinosaur.

 

[Maverick Siragusa]

Mind-blowing orgasm.

You know I think that was the # one way to die on 1000 Ways to Die.

i saw that episode

being hit by a meteor aand become a zombie

 

[Swarley]

Heroin overdose. Pure bliss right up until the end.

 

[Blimey]

Being at the epicenter of a nuclear blast. My skin would be turned to ash in the blink of an eye, and it would be fucking sweet.

 

[Nickthequick]

Spoiler: death by snoo snoo

Best way to die right here.

 

[The Night Shade]

Being crush by a house

 

[Marsell]

grenade in the mouth, lay down on a canvas slanted down away from me, BOOM!
head explodes and drains in an artist way on the canvas.

 

[Marsell]

grenade in the mouth, lay down on a canvas slanted down away from me, BOOM!
head explodes and drains in an artist way on the canvas.

I may in fact be banned 4 this.

 

[Marsell]

grenade in the mouth, lay down on a canvas slanted down away from me, BOOM!
head explodes and drains in an artist way on the canvas.

I may in fact be banned 4 this.

but really that just if I had a choice and I wanted 2 die.

 

[ionpulse2]

After an epic battle between two opposing forces, with me and my ultimate nemesis leading them, with my side on its ropes, desperately struggling to survive, I decide to charge in straight ahead (all the while having "The Touch" playing in the background), killing the enemies that were in defense of their leader, my nemesis. Then, after the quick dispatching of the minions, I would proceed to enter the ruined structure that my nemesis had entered, and we would exchange this dialogue:

Me: One shall stand...and one shall fall.

Nemesis: Why would you waste your life so recklessly?

Me: I think you should ask yourself that question, Nemesis.

Nemesis: NEVER! I'll kill you with my bare hands!

Then we would proceed to have an epic duel, ultimately resulting in my nemesis falling off a cliff and just barely surviving, and then getting kicked in the crotch by one of his minions. Whereas I had sustained fatal wounds all over my body.

Later, I would be in a hospital, looking at my men, and then choosing one of them to carry on my legacy by bestowing upon them the Matrix of Leadership.

 

[Yureina]

Probably something like this...