Hypothetically, What Would Be Your Best Troll Subject?

[orangebandguy]

Probably anything to do with Zynga at present.

 

[DustyDrB]

I'd be a personal attack troll, since I often dish out some seriously harsh insults and criticism before I realize what I'm saying in real life.

 

[Keepitclean]

Probably why pteradactyls aren't real is pretty easy to troll. Or any religious propaganda, that is fucking funny because most of the time it takes people a while to realize that you are in fact a troll.

Oh, I almost forgot. The whole "Wimmenz maek my sammiches" can be pretty funny when a girl hears it for the first time.

 

[Wakefield]

Why JRPGs are the best genre.

I think that would get everyone here suitably mad at me.

 

[Qualko]

Hmm... let's see...
GOD DOESN'T EXIST, THE WII IS THE BEST CONSOLE AND I SUPPORT THE BNP.
That oughta do it.

 

[Agayek]

The Game. Which you all just lost.

Also, incoming potential lock.

I hate you. So much.

I had gone 3 weeks. THREE WHOLE WEEKS without losing.

 

[saphiren]

I would simply photoshop Handlebar Moustaches, Top Hats, and Monocles onto pictures of anything I can think of, and then post them en masse.

Are you sure you're not on my high school's robotics team? Because we did exactly that with a picture of the team captain.

 

[Unreliable Person]

Circumsized vs uncut
ATI vs Nvidia
Girl gamers
WRPGs are for autists
emulate .iso's
pot overdose

 

[Romblen]

I would post a topic that says, "Don't you just hate it when you accidentally post a new topic?"
Then I would make that topic 20 times in all the different categories.

 

[Uncreative]

Ever since BC was released World of Warcraft has been going down the gutter.
It's completely tailored to casuals and kids. F'n blizzard has ruined it for all the real gamers out there. There are people out there soloing this trash instance they're calling Naxxramas. You remember the REAL Nax? Y'know, the one that was a CHALLENGE?
And now they're coming out with prospecting? What the hell does prospecting have to do with anything!
Either fix the mess you've made of this game, or give us Pre-BC servers.
I've got better things to spend my money on.


...I...I need to go take a shower now...

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"MACS ARE BETTER THAN PCs!

You would have to be a complete moron to not get a Mac."

 

[ZeLunarian]

How about: Trollers suck literal-ass?
... that's about as offencive as i can get.

 

[RJ Dalton]

I trolled youtube for a while, but I stopped because I swiftly deduced it was pointless, since on youtube, you can't tell trolls from the regular users. I've never trolled any other site though.

 

[Julianking93]

I'm best at religious boards.

I troll the Yahoo Answers religion section every now and then

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Batman.

Get a fact wrong on that and I'll rip your head off.

He can breathe in space. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanCanBreatheInSpace]

OT: I'd probably say something about how much better I am than anyone else on the forum. Egoists will soon flock to the fight.

 

[Jaranja]

I doubt this'll end well..


I'd probably just do what I used to do back in my darker days. Just be offensive, but in a very sincere, calm and reasoned way. Eventually, the person in question just explodes with anger, and you get to seem like the nice guy.

As for subject, probably religion.

Oooh, that is a good one.

I'll say... people hating on JRPG's.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

oh so many things, but to avoid being suspended for low content posts ill name something.

ermmmmmm..................... either the human race or apple

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwhich *****"

Let the record stand that I believe and equal rights, and I am repectful to women. But sexist jokes are just sooo easy to make.

 

[gigastrike]

George W. Bush was right and Saddam Hussein needed to be set straight!