Hysterically bad music

[The Rascal King]

Have you ever just heard a song so bad that it makes you think: "Why in the hell does this exist. WHY?!" Yet, you find great amusement in the music and trying to process what the fuck the artist was thinking when making it. Yesterday, my friends showed me this song and I cried from laughing so damn hard. Just listen to it, it will brighten your day.



If you have ever felt bad about your artistic ability, that should be an ego boost. Screamo music trying to harmonize like that works just as well as kerosene as a flame retardant. I don't understand how ANY ONE of the people involved in the process of making, producing, or publishing this song thought it sounded good and was a swank idea to begin with.

What do you think? Did your ears commit hairi-kairi? Do you actually like it? Got some terrible, unforgivably awesome bad music you'd like to contribute? I need to see some reactions from the masses because the only people in the comments for the video say they REALLY like it, which is...disagreeable to say the very damn least.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Fucking love it.

As for really, really bad music, I doubt I would bother to remember it.

Oh can I post the menu music for UMVC3? That is so, so bad. I have to put my TV on mute whenever I wait for a game.


If you can get past the first loop I commend you...

 

[Euryalus]

This particularly bad "parody" of Gangnam style gives me diabeetus D:

Seriously if you can make it through this video, then you probably eat nails for breakfast and crap fire and lightning



[sub][sub][sub] You're an asshole for showing this to me taco XD[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Generalissimo]

This particularly bad "parody" of Gangnam style gives me diabeetus D:

Seriously if you can make it through this video, then you probably eat nails for breakfast and crap fire and lightning



[sub][sub][sub] You're an asshole for showing this to me taco XD[/sub][/sub][/sub]

I ACTUALLY DID IT! yay.

OT:
look up most songs by the scissor sisters, pretty every piece of music they have made makes you feel violated. that, and my mum loves them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-0d3cjgfLg

yes, doctor. the song touched me...h....here Q_Q

 

[shrekfan246]

Yeah, those "Punk Goes Pop" albums are... eh... eh... even when bands I like are on there I can't be bothered to care about it.

Here, have what I consider to be the single worst song I've ever heard in my entire life.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Oh boy here we go. I thought I'd never have to post this abomination again.

 

[Toasty Virus]

Go find something worse I DARE YOU.

 

[mechashiva77]

I will defend rap until the day I die, but this? Dear god, it's the most hideous amalgamation of all of rap's bad stereotypes with bad rapping on top of it.

If you want to hear someone properly rip into this piece of crap, listen to the Rap Critic's review on That Guy with the Glasses.

 

[SlaveNumber23]

I can't help but laugh hard at this song. Its awful even for rap.

 

[dudycat1]

this song just takes bad to a new level. (also the rap verse.)

 

[Sram]

A friend of mine told me to listen to this and other songs of them. I really had a good laugh and since this has subtitles, enjoy!
Oh, and I don't have the words to explain what this is...

 

[Coppernerves]

Have you ever just heard a song so bad that it makes you think: "Why in the hell does this exist. WHY?!" Yet, you find great amusement in the music and trying to process what the fuck the artist was thinking when making it. Yesterday, my friends showed me this song and I cried from laughing so damn hard. Just listen to it, it will brighten your day.


If you have ever felt bad about your artistic ability, that should be an ego boost. Screamo music trying to harmonize like that works just as well as kerosene as a flame retardant. I don't understand how ANY ONE of the people involved in the process of making, producing, or publishing this song thought it sounded good and was a swank idea to begin with.

What do you think? Did your ears commit hairi-kairi? Do you actually like it? Got some terrible, unforgivably awesome bad music you'd like to contribute? I need to see some reactions from the masses because the only people in the comments for the video say they REALLY like it, which is...disagreeable to say the very damn least.

I'll start by posting my own Hysterically Terrible Song (Watch the video with it, it's hilariously vacuous and cheesy!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZl165WDjDA

Now I'll listen to yours...

Well that was interesting...
In a way, I kind of liked it, just because it was odd, especially the mix of those damned Ohs and Woahs you get in pop with the skreamo you mostly just find in metal and aggrotech.

It grated on me that's for sure, but I'm in a kinky phase where music just sounds dull to me if it doesn't do that.
Still I'm going to have to clear it off with an old favourite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBHtsddGqjU

I'm unfamiliar with this "harmonising" you speak of, so I'll just look it up...
Implementation of harmony, huh, what's harmony?
Oh, different notes at the same time, well, skreamo vocals are a type of chant so they don't really have notes to harmonise with, therefore putting notes in time with syllables of skreamo isn't really harmonisation.

Ah, talking about skreamo brings me to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA8DUuNZwEo
Where the only harmonisation is chords strummed electric guitars and basses...

Now I know what harmonisation I'll have another listen to your song, FOR SCIENCE!

Oh, "the most amazing things", that's the only skreamo line they where attempted to put a melody of the same rhythm at the same time in.

I think I'm building up a resistance now.

 

[Zitterberg]

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Where's Ormagöden when you need him?

 

[smearyllama]

I'm still not sure if this is racist, or a brilliant satire. Either way, it's amazingly bad.

If that is satire, I've gotta say that's actually pretty good.

OT: Black Out Band is a favorite of mine.
"JUS WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES"

 

[HardkorSB]

What about this little gem?

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Oh boy here we go. I thought I'd never have to post this abomination again.

Untalented and ugly? They are in for a lot of disappointment.

 

[Mocmocman]

Yeah, those "Punk Goes Pop" albums are... eh... eh... even when bands I like are on there I can't be bothered to care about it.

Here, have what I consider to be the single worst song I've ever heard in my entire life.

You beat me to it. Damn.
Anyway, here's my backup:

Spoiler

EDIT: I almost forgot Nicki Minaj. Screw Nicki Minaj.

 

[Zouriz]

Hmmm. Ever heard of Golden Throats? Its a compilation of terrible celebrity covers. One that really stands out is this one. "Proud Mary" sung by Leonard Nimoy (Yes really).