Let’s have some self-deprecating fun. State your age and something you can’t do/won’t do/don’t understand that you think most able-bodied adults your age normally can/will/do.
I turned 40 in March, and this far into life, staring a mid-life crisis in the teeth, I still can’t manage to tear a sheet of saran (plastic) wrap without it tearing incorrectly or folding in on itself and turning into a balled up piece of uselessness. Seriously, I have to ask my girlfriend to do it for me like a 5-year-old when I put away leftovers; that’s what made me think of this thread. Her words: “never mind we’ve been together +4 years; you’re 40. You still can’t do this?” No, babe; no, I can’t. I’ve done it maybe twice, both times on accident. Perhaps there's an undiagnosed mental deficiency at work, I dunno; that, or I'm just an idiot.
I turned 40 in March, and this far into life, staring a mid-life crisis in the teeth, I still can’t manage to tear a sheet of saran (plastic) wrap without it tearing incorrectly or folding in on itself and turning into a balled up piece of uselessness. Seriously, I have to ask my girlfriend to do it for me like a 5-year-old when I put away leftovers; that’s what made me think of this thread. Her words: “never mind we’ve been together +4 years; you’re 40. You still can’t do this?” No, babe; no, I can’t. I’ve done it maybe twice, both times on accident. Perhaps there's an undiagnosed mental deficiency at work, I dunno; that, or I'm just an idiot.