I abuse 16 year olds

[Shycte]

Or so some guy told me in the after game chat in LoL, he was a bit upset about losing and he wanted to look cool I guess. Which is exactly what he failed at. So now, we will talk about failing to be cool. So share your stories of men and women failing at being awesome.

 

[Eri]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

 

[FamoFunk]

Nice title...

I guess on-line it's people who kept calling me a ni**er and how they were going to kill me all the way through a match.

I'm White so I don't know why they kept calling me that and I'm still alive to tell the tale, so they failed in killing me.

 

[Shycte]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

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And I have no idea how he meant it. I asked him if he were 12, because I said he acted like one. He replied with "Lol, I abuse 16 year olds" and then left.

 

[thiosk]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

You can beat the crap out of your kids and not end up in the sex offender database.

 

[FamoFunk]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

What? You can physically abuse someone without anything sexual going on, you know?

 

[Shycte]

Nice title...

I guess on-line it's people who kept calling me a ni**er and how they were going to kill me all the way through a match.

I'm White so I don't know why they kept calling me that and I'm still alive to tell the tale, so they failed in killing me.

It would seem like the N-word has become a common way to trash talk, even to a person that's white. Same goes for Jew. Funny thing, some people here in Sweden use it to make metaphores. "He ran like a Jew". "He ate like a Jew".

Seriously, I don't get it.

 

[Eri]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

You can beat the crap out of your kids and not end up in the sex offender database.

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

What? You can physically abuse someone without anything sexual going on, you know?

Yes but the way it was worded implied that you can sexually abuse someone without touching them.

 

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Ahhh, that's light stuff. My brother got a "go kill yourself" on his first game :3

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We do have a LoL group here on the Escapist, feel free to join. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-s-League-of-Legends-Group] Ive made it look pretty damn bad now though =/

 

[emeraldrafael]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

Then how come you get a whole different punishment for it?

OT: hm... if I understand this right, you want us to tell you of an instance of someone thinking it was cool when they purposely failed. i think. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Anyway, I was playing CoD4:MW1 with some friends and we invited this kid cause no one wanted him in their games. So we played fo a while, and he was getting his ass beaten (damn overconfident noobs), so he said he was leaving, but that he wasnt going to let us kill him again before he left and he killed himself with a grenade.

 

[thiosk]

Yes you can sexually abuse someone without touching them.

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[Sovvolf]

Was he British... Because 16 is like the legal age of consent over here... So if he said that... its not all that bad. Though I imagine the thought process in his head wasn't that .

Anyways, I once heard something said that just made me laugh so hard I had to stop playing. Some fellow just like shouted "I'MA GUNNA BLEED YO ARRRSSSEEEEE!!!! I know it probably look like it sounded funny but it was the delivery of the line. I can't quite describe it but it was hilarious... One of those moments that you had to be there to get.

I don't even know why he did it... Just came out of nowhere. I assume he said it to be cool though.

 

[blipblop]

Nice title...

I guess on-line it's people who kept calling me a ni**er and how they were going to kill me all the way through a match.

I'm White so I don't know why they kept calling me that and I'm still alive to tell the tale, so they failed in killing me.

It would seem like the N-word has become a common way to trash talk, even to a person that's white. Same goes for Jew. Funny thing, some people here in Sweden use it to make metaphores. "He ran like a Jew". "He ate like a Jew".

Seriously, I don't get it.

I blame the swedish media and there biased reporting on the middle east

 

[lapsed_pacifist]

Yes you can sexually abuse someone without touching them.

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Suggestion for escapist staff: put a "to the FBI" checkbox under the report button.

LMAO. Though I abuse haddock with my psychic abilities. INSTABATTER!!

 

[beniki]

Nice title...

I guess on-line it's people who kept calling me a ni**er and how they were going to kill me all the way through a match.

I'm White so I don't know why they kept calling me that and I'm still alive to tell the tale, so they failed in killing me.

It would seem like the N-word has become a common way to trash talk, even to a person that's white. Same goes for Jew. Funny thing, some people here in Sweden use it to make metaphores. "He ran like a Jew". "He ate like a Jew".

Seriously, I don't get it.

Actually that's a simile

But seriously, it's because some comedians made some funny jokes, and then people copied it because they found it funny, and they got copied etc. Along the way people forgot what the original joke was.

Same with the word spaz. In America people use it to describe an excited person. It's actually the shortened form of spastic, which is an offensive term for someone who's disabled.

Just some weird evolution of language.

 

[Shycte]

Nice title...

I guess on-line it's people who kept calling me a ni**er and how they were going to kill me all the way through a match.

I'm White so I don't know why they kept calling me that and I'm still alive to tell the tale, so they failed in killing me.

It would seem like the N-word has become a common way to trash talk, even to a person that's white. Same goes for Jew. Funny thing, some people here in Sweden use it to make metaphores. "He ran like a Jew". "He ate like a Jew".

Seriously, I don't get it.

I blame the swedish media and there biased reporting on the middle east

I don't know, these guys are all from Södertälje, that might be why

 

[Eri]

this one time a guy made a thread on the escapist about failing at being cool. it was pretty fail.

but seriously, "I abuse 16 year olds"? wat! physically or sexually, how did he mean it?

You do realize that sexually is physically lol.

not exactly. you can beat the sh*t out of someone, and then not rape them. that's physical abuse. sticking your finger in someone's bum without their consent is sexual abuse. just saiyan. insert goku.jpg

You didn't read what I said. I said all sexual abuse is physical, not all physical abuse is sexual.