I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!
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I certainly suck this game's balls a lot, but God Hand makes me feel like a bad ass every time I managed to beat a level on Normal difficulty. Also, beating the living shit out of a gigantic nightmare from hell while dual-wielding appendages bestowed with the ability to turn anything that moves into something that vaguely resembles the original thing but fails to capture it's original alive-ness... Yeah, just play the fucking game.
Any moment in Arkham Asylum where I drop into the middle of thirty guys and beat the shit out of them. Yeah, it's easy, but I feel like a complete badass every time I do it. Or, for that matter, whenever I play Prototype.
Oh, there was this one moment in Modern Warfare (first one), first time I hop into multiplayer, I'm just running around, and I find a guy. I charge around a corner, see him, stab him. Charge into the house behind him, see another guy, stab him. I go through the house and, as it turns out, their entire team is pretty attracted to my knife.
Oh! And Bad Company 2. I'm playing a sniper, walk into a house to hide. I go upstairs and look out after a guy I noticed before running inside, and he's looking directly at me. And he shoots a rocket. I fire a sniper at the rocket guy, he drops, and I step away from the rocket. The thing goes through the window I'm looking for and through a window behind it and goes outside. I'm fucking Neo!
EDIT: One last one. I got bored of Halo online one day and started playing Gears. First game, I told the people I was teamed with, and they were really nice (which threw me). Well, my entire team died before I found a single enemy, then everyone charged me. I chainsawed their entire team in my first game. I haven't been able to use the chainsaw since, but I kicked ass.
Oh, there was this one moment in Modern Warfare (first one), first time I hop into multiplayer, I'm just running around, and I find a guy. I charge around a corner, see him, stab him. Charge into the house behind him, see another guy, stab him. I go through the house and, as it turns out, their entire team is pretty attracted to my knife.
Oh! And Bad Company 2. I'm playing a sniper, walk into a house to hide. I go upstairs and look out after a guy I noticed before running inside, and he's looking directly at me. And he shoots a rocket. I fire a sniper at the rocket guy, he drops, and I step away from the rocket. The thing goes through the window I'm looking for and through a window behind it and goes outside. I'm fucking Neo!
EDIT: One last one. I got bored of Halo online one day and started playing Gears. First game, I told the people I was teamed with, and they were really nice (which threw me). Well, my entire team died before I found a single enemy, then everyone charged me. I chainsawed their entire team in my first game. I haven't been able to use the chainsaw since, but I kicked ass.
i took down a pack of brutes(including chieften with hammer) in legendary only using a shotgun beatdown, no rounds fired... it kicked ass nyoro~!
Resident Evil 4: PC version on Pro
Particular scene where you fight 2 Garrador's at the same time. Weak spot = parasite on their back. Remember, they might be blind, but when they hear you and storm at you, it's most likely a 1 hit kill.
I managed to distract them both, they got pinned in the wall in the same place.
Then I pulled out my sniper rifle and shot BOTH parasites with 1 bullet, sideways.
Particular scene where you fight 2 Garrador's at the same time. Weak spot = parasite on their back. Remember, they might be blind, but when they hear you and storm at you, it's most likely a 1 hit kill.
I managed to distract them both, they got pinned in the wall in the same place.
Then I pulled out my sniper rifle and shot BOTH parasites with 1 bullet, sideways.
http://darkness13.zonalibre.org/2009/08/10/resh_re4_garrador.jpg
Red dead Redemption online.
There was these group of guys who decided to attack me, 20 minuites later they all rage quit due to gettting killed over and over again.
I was level 7, I think.
There was these group of guys who decided to attack me, 20 minuites later they all rage quit due to gettting killed over and over again.
I was level 7, I think.
BF:BC2 I was playing Recon at Port Valdez. I was on defense, and we were at the last control points. I literally won the game for my team. I got 40 kills. 40. I ran out of bullets after 30 kills, and my last 10 came from artillery strikes. I marked every single person that ran to the control points, and blew up every vehicle.
Oh yeah, and when I got the "Gaurdin Gnome" achievement (carry a garden gnome through the Dark Carnival campaign) for L4D2 after being chased to the helicopter by the horde and a tank. Holding a garden gnome.
I was playing defense on Valparaiso on Bad Company 2, and we'd been pushed back to the second from last M-COM stations. A charge had been armed on one point, so I dashed over to disarm it with all the cover around it destroyed. Crouching behind the station I started to disarm the charge, switched to my sidearm (the MP-412 revolver) and emptied it into the rough area where the enemies were, hidden behind a load of smoke created by a smoke grenade launcher. By fluke I got a headshot.
Another time I was playing Medic, and I got a kill and a revive with the defibrillator. With a single shock.
At one point I was playing Recon on Panama Canal Conquest. I got a pair of headshots from most of the way across the map, each one netting me over 150 points in Marksman Headshot bonus.
When playing Halo 3 Lone Wolves (ranked free for all) I got a Killing Frenzy and an Overkill (finally got the achievement, yay) playing Swords on Guardian. I got the Overkill running into the middle of the central platform and taking on all comers (except for the dick with the grenade who ended my spree).
PS. I know this isn't the best place to ask for help, but I'm having a little issue with Bad Company 2. I accidentally took the disc out while it was 'uploading my stats' (durp a herp). It still remember all of my profile information, how many kills I have with each weapon, what pins and insignias I have etc., but now every time I load up the game it tells me that every weapon, specialisation, pin and insignia is brand new. More importantly it forgets my general class set ups, meaning I have to waste time resetting them all. It's not a massive problem, just a mild annoyance, but it gets on my nerves. I should probably point out that I'm playing on Xbox 360.
Thanks in advance for any advice.
Another time I was playing Medic, and I got a kill and a revive with the defibrillator. With a single shock.
At one point I was playing Recon on Panama Canal Conquest. I got a pair of headshots from most of the way across the map, each one netting me over 150 points in Marksman Headshot bonus.
When playing Halo 3 Lone Wolves (ranked free for all) I got a Killing Frenzy and an Overkill (finally got the achievement, yay) playing Swords on Guardian. I got the Overkill running into the middle of the central platform and taking on all comers (except for the dick with the grenade who ended my spree).
PS. I know this isn't the best place to ask for help, but I'm having a little issue with Bad Company 2. I accidentally took the disc out while it was 'uploading my stats' (durp a herp). It still remember all of my profile information, how many kills I have with each weapon, what pins and insignias I have etc., but now every time I load up the game it tells me that every weapon, specialisation, pin and insignia is brand new. More importantly it forgets my general class set ups, meaning I have to waste time resetting them all. It's not a massive problem, just a mild annoyance, but it gets on my nerves. I should probably point out that I'm playing on Xbox 360.
Thanks in advance for any advice.
When I used to play Unreal Tournament 2003 and 2004 (When they were new games). I played it so often, that it got to the point that I could head-shot just by hearing where a player is, and turning suddenly to shoot them, and I ALWAYS could do successful shock rifle combos.
I'd always get banned from servers with admins present because they thought I was hacking. Where in actual fact it was skill, and listening (without music) to hear where people are and predict where they're going.
But there was one instance that made me feel like an unstoppable fragging machine (nerdy I know XD) I played 5 deathmatches in a row on a clan server, against this particular clan that accused me of aimbotting... With only the shield gun, and ended each match with 25 kills 0 deaths against about 7 other people, before being silently banned.
I'm not that good at any FPS game anymore, but I like to vary what I play now, and not get toooooo into games. =p
(Maybe you've seen me play before on UT2k3/UT2k4 in the UK. I usually had the name 'Kitty', but I did change it sometimes :> )
I'd always get banned from servers with admins present because they thought I was hacking. Where in actual fact it was skill, and listening (without music) to hear where people are and predict where they're going.
But there was one instance that made me feel like an unstoppable fragging machine (nerdy I know XD) I played 5 deathmatches in a row on a clan server, against this particular clan that accused me of aimbotting... With only the shield gun, and ended each match with 25 kills 0 deaths against about 7 other people, before being silently banned.
I'm not that good at any FPS game anymore, but I like to vary what I play now, and not get toooooo into games. =p
(Maybe you've seen me play before on UT2k3/UT2k4 in the UK. I usually had the name 'Kitty', but I did change it sometimes :> )
Well there was the most awesome round of CS:S I've ever played and ever seen.
It was in this custom, maze-like map, 16 vs 16 as usual. I spawned as a T and as usual took my time with buying stuff. By the time I was done, my team was massacred. All of them. I was the only one left simply because I lagged behind, and pretty much the entire CT team (except maybe 2 or something, I can't remember exactly) was still alive.
Oh shit.
I had bought the scoped T rifle and shot a few oncoming CT's with that, nothing fancy so far. I also bought a few grenades (that is bought one and bought another as I was still trapped in our spawn spot, that is until the buy timer ran out) and damaged them with that. After I could no more grenades my hunt began.
At the end of the round I had knifed, sniped, rushed, used pretty much any available tactic to murder the entire CT team on my own. The coolest thing was that everyone was pissed at me as they, obviously betted against me and thus lost all their money. I was trembling in my seat afterwards. I know I can never play like that ever again.
Though I also have moments of pure awesomeness in Bad Company 2, especially as a Medic. Like yesterday on Arica Harbor (Conquest) when I was pretty much the entire team of my own, capping flags, covering important positions, throwing medpacks at the perfect spots and ressing tons of people.
It was in this custom, maze-like map, 16 vs 16 as usual. I spawned as a T and as usual took my time with buying stuff. By the time I was done, my team was massacred. All of them. I was the only one left simply because I lagged behind, and pretty much the entire CT team (except maybe 2 or something, I can't remember exactly) was still alive.
Oh shit.
I had bought the scoped T rifle and shot a few oncoming CT's with that, nothing fancy so far. I also bought a few grenades (that is bought one and bought another as I was still trapped in our spawn spot, that is until the buy timer ran out) and damaged them with that. After I could no more grenades my hunt began.
At the end of the round I had knifed, sniped, rushed, used pretty much any available tactic to murder the entire CT team on my own. The coolest thing was that everyone was pissed at me as they, obviously betted against me and thus lost all their money. I was trembling in my seat afterwards. I know I can never play like that ever again.
Though I also have moments of pure awesomeness in Bad Company 2, especially as a Medic. Like yesterday on Arica Harbor (Conquest) when I was pretty much the entire team of my own, capping flags, covering important positions, throwing medpacks at the perfect spots and ressing tons of people.
Call of Duty 4, Ground War Domination on the Overgrown map. I was on the top floor of that house with the machine gun on the 2nd floor overlooking the barn, you know the one. I was under constant attack from enemies on the ladder and the staircase, and after several kills I ran out of M4 ammo. As I switched to my M1911 pistol, a group of enemies try to rush me. After roughly 10 seconds of frenzied reloading and well-placed close quarter headshots, my attackers lie dead, victims of my 1911. I'm now out of pistol ammo, and I pick up a W1200 shotgun as 3 more approach. After killing two of my assailants, I need to reload, but before I can a frag comes in and I sprint for the hole in the wall. The remaining enemy shoots me in the back as I leap through the gap, and my Last Stand perk activates. I spin 180 degrees and shoot him as I fall to my death.
No really, it happened.
No really, it happened.
Oh yeah, I believe you. Once, in MW2 on Downpour, I got shot jumping off a bridge, sending me in Last Stand mode, and I managed to spin and kill the guy before I hit the ground. It was awesome.Enemy Of The State said:
Cowabungaa said:
This reminds me of the first time I played Counterstrike Source online, I was at a college dorm just wandering around(I was actually pretty young and I was there "With" somebody but I wandered off after I got bored. I saw a open door and assumed that meant: Come on in!Which apparently it did because as soon as I entered he offered to let me play for a minute as he left to get a drink or something.
Apparently he expected me to piddle around with the menus perhaps find my way into a offline with bots. But no I saw "Play online" and I went for it. After joining a Team Deathmatch on a map that resembled a office building but with snow outside/everywhere (I don't remember the name) I managed to figure out how to buy items, bought myself a desert eagle and the lightest body armor. My thought as the time was "I'll run faster than everyone else with this!" the game started and I picked the controller off the desk and ran around with everyone else without much of a Idea where to go I went up a ladder then shot my way in a window.
A short while later the guy walked back in with his drink to see the scoreboard with my team succesfull at 50 kills with the other at around 20-30ish "What difficulty did you set the bots at?" he said at first then he took another look at the screen and the strange outlandish names you see online. "Are you playing online?!" He exclaimed, I responeded to the affirmitive and he reached in pressed the print screen button, which didn't seemingly do anything.
A day later my friend came up to me with a image of that scoreboard and handed it to me saying he didn't know why the guy(with the drink) wanted him to give it to me. I still have that picture somewhere, but I belive it's lost in storage.
Transformers: War For Cybertron
Flying in as Jet, shockwaving a team of Decepticons and then repeatedly shooting at all of them along side my turret as i killed them, as my health went down i turned back into a jet and fired rockets at them all, then flew off with lols.
Flying in as Jet, shockwaving a team of Decepticons and then repeatedly shooting at all of them along side my turret as i killed them, as my health went down i turned back into a jet and fired rockets at them all, then flew off with lols.
In Devil May Cry 4, fighting the final boss while gradually building up a long ass combo which finaaly culminates to my final blow on the boss getting a triple S ranking while Nero screams JACKPOT!
