I am...Da UBERMENSCH!

[rdaleric]

I'm not a particularly strong person and at school I was even more weedy, until it was time to play rugby at school. For some reason I had the ability to smash people out of the way who were much bigger and stronger than me. I don't really know why, but for about two years I was unbeatable

 

[Raven's Nest]

I watched Twilight twice in 24 hours...

I think the shame is self-explanatory...

Twilight and then after 5 minutes New Moon.

Beat that.

I watched Twilight twice in 24 hours...

I think the shame is self-explanatory...

Lightweight.

I watched Spy Kids 3 three times every day for ten days.

I watched Twilight twice in 24 hours...

I think the shame is self-explanatory...

Twilight and then after 5 minutes New Moon.

Beat that.

Titanic. Three times in one weekend. I hemorrhaged very very badly monday morning.

In my defence, I was under the influence of pussy and alcohol at the time so what excuses do you guys have?

You all make me sick lol...

 

[Goldeneye1989]

This one time i ate lightning and pissed success

Pfft.

One day, I ate a blackhole and pissed Hawking radiation.

Yeah .. Yeah well, one day i ate Wolverine and shat Rust

Well...well...One day I ate a high-fibre breakfast and shat healthy....wait, bugger, Yahtzee already did that one.

Ha i win
Goldeneye Wins
One-up-ality!

 

[w-Jinksy]

Reading all of My Immortal in one sitting.

I am not the man I was before.

oh my god how could you i could feel my mind bending by the end of chapter one.

I once to prove my freind you could, played mgs 4 and perfectly understood the plot.

EDIT: also to anyone wondering about this my immortal thing this is how it ends.

?Save us Ebony!? Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

?ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111? I shooted.

yeah be glad youve been save from reading this brain mushing tripe.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

In my defence, I was under the influence of pussy and alcohol at the time so what excuses do you guys have?

How about my Grandma's migrane-inducingly boring house?

 

[FranzTyphid]

i had sex with a unicorn...
OT:when i was 12 had 6 vodka shots in 5 minutes
i come from scotland....

 

[Lullabye]

I was hit by an ATV. got up after being hit and spartan kicked the driver who had stopped a few feet from where i landed. then i had to go to the urgency care center for an x-ray. i was totally fine. no bruises/broken bones and just a minor concussion that went away after a few days of lounging aroung playing my N64. I wasa 80 LB kid at the time.

 

[Raven's Nest]

In my defence, I was under the influence of pussy and alcohol at the time so what excuses do you guys have?

How about my Grandma's migrane-inducingly boring house?

Surely death is preferable?

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

In my defence, I was under the influence of pussy and alcohol at the time so what excuses do you guys have?

How about my Grandma's migrane-inducingly boring house?

Surely death is preferable?

But... it was in 3-D...

For several months, I was noticing my left eye was picking up a lot more blue than usual.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I watched Twilight twice in 24 hours...

I think the shame is self-explanatory...

Twilight and then after 5 minutes New Moon.

Beat that.

I watched Twilight twice in 24 hours...

I think the shame is self-explanatory...

Lightweight.

I watched Spy Kids 3 three times every day for ten days.

I watched Twilight twice in 24 hours...

I think the shame is self-explanatory...

Twilight and then after 5 minutes New Moon.

Beat that.

Titanic. Three times in one weekend. I hemorrhaged very very badly monday morning.

In my defence, I was under the influence of pussy and alcohol at the time so what excuses do you guys have?

You all make me sick lol...

Is there any other reason to watch a Twilight movie than to watch it because your girlfriend dragged you along?

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm just generally un-killable?

I once fell off a rope swing (which had broken above me), somersaulted head over hells for 12 feet, then smacked my head against the base of a tree. After about 10 seconds of unconsciousness, but before anyone had reached me, I staggered upright with a groan of "That was awesome", though I do not actually remember saying that.

The only complaint I had was of a twisted muscle in my neck.

Similarly, I wander through moving traffic like I'm half asleep. I'm almost always fine, but I've dodged several cars, and once got away untouched form a clip that should have broken my leg.

Also, I won a fight against someone a head taller who was arguably twice as strong as me. It wasn't much seeing as he was laughably slow and unskilled, but people seem to find it impressive.

 

[Wildrow12]

Let's see:

- I was pronounced dead in the womb for nearly two weeks before I showed life again.

-2 near fatal stab wounds.

- bitten on my left shoulder by a Cottonmouth (a venomous snake, not a stoner).

-Lungful of tear gas and a subsequent nightstick to the cranium.


I....AM....STILL....ALIVE. Fuck yeah.

 

[Queen Michael]

Reading all of My Immortal in one sitting.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was the most hilarious reading I've had since the last time I reread Night Watch by Terry Pratchett. Now I'll be stuck there all day...

 

[The Heik]

I survived a car crash with a aemi-truck with attached trailer

 

[Pimppeter2]

There was that time where I thought I was Jesus [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.153366]

 

[Syntax Error]

I chopped onions, and the onions cried.

 

[Ohten]

I managed to read Knaak's godawful War of the Ancients series, followed by the rest of his Sueriffic Rhonin and Friends adventures (Wherein he turns every major Warcraft lore figure into a mouthpiece for him to yell "RHONIN IS COOL GUIZE") without vomiting, though I did set the last book down with the distinct feeling Metzen has lost his mind and pulled a Lucas.

 

[Helimocopter]

watched 2012
twice.

 

[grimsprice]

In my defence, I was under the influence of pussy and alcohol at the time so what excuses do you guys have?

You all make me sick lol...

Mom, and two aunts over the course of a holiday weekend, can't remember which. So basically the same excuse.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

This one time i ate lightning and pissed success

Pfft.

One day, I ate a blackhole and pissed Hawking radiation.

One day i nothing and didn't go to the toilet.

On topic. I really have no idea. I'll come back when i think of something.