I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

BreakfastMan

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Basically what the title says. I am some random fucking jerk on the internet, ask me anything and I will answer, on any subject you want. I can't guarantee you will like my answers, but I will do my best to answer.
 

tippy2k2

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Coke or Pepsi?

Follow-Up: If you answered Pepsi, how does it feel living life being so wrong?
 

BreakfastMan

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Dalek Caan said:
Do you fap with your left hand or right hand?
You silly man, what kind of person tugs their own winky? I have people to do that for me, like all civilized people do.
 

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MarsAtlas said:
How good are your milkshakes? Please use a scale of how many guys its causes to trespass on your property.
It brings all the guys onto my property. And they all say it is better than yours. >:)
 

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If I asked you to bury a biscuit with me, and told you that this biscuit could cause world destruction, where would we bury it? And why?

What house would you be in at Hogwarts?
 

BreakfastMan

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Padwolf said:
If I asked you to bury a biscuit with me, and told you that this biscuit could cause world destruction, where would we bury it? And why?
Right where we were standing at that point. I mean, it is going to destroy the world anyway, so it doesn't matter where it is buried, really.
What house would you be in at Hogwarts?
Hufflepuff, obvs.
 

Padwolf

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BreakfastMan said:
Hufflepuff, obvs.
Aw Hufflepuffs are pretty damn cool. Not as cool as Slytherin, but still cool :p Better than those Gryffindorks anyway. Pfft!

If you could have anything to eat right now, what would it be?
 

BreakfastMan

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Padwolf said:
BreakfastMan said:
Hufflepuff, obvs.
Aw Hufflepuffs are pretty damn cool. Not as cool as Slytherin, but still cool :p Better than those Gryffindorks anyway. Pfft!

If you could have anything to eat right now, what would it be?
a nice juicy dick Probably some really good fried rice, with bits of seafood in it. A slice of pepperoni pizza would be nice as well.
 

Padwolf

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BreakfastMan said:
a nice juicy dick Probably some really good fried rice, with bits of seafood in it. A slice of pepperoni pizza would be nice as well.
Ewww seafood :p o pizza is good, I had a dominoes earlier, was delicious and I wish I didn't eat it all so soon :(

What is your hair and eye colour?
 

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Padwolf said:
BreakfastMan said:
a nice juicy dick Probably some really good fried rice, with bits of seafood in it. A slice of pepperoni pizza would be nice as well.
Ewww seafood :p o pizza is good, I had a dominoes earlier, was delicious and I wish I didn't eat it all so soon :(
Seafood is the best, what are you talking about? Clams, scallops, shrimp, crab, salmon, mmm...
What is your hair and eye colour?
Pitch black, like my heart. :p