I am some random fucko on the internet, Ask Me Anything. No subject is taboo.

[Tsun Tzu]

What is best in life?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Have you ever seen the rain?
Tacos or burritos?
If you were suddenly forced into a rap battle, how do you think you would do?

 

[BreakfastMan]

What is best in life?

Really good fried rice. Conan had it wrong.

Have you ever seen the rain?

No, but I heard that it rains down in Africa.

Tacos or burritos?

How is this even a choice? Burritos, obviously.

If you were suddenly forced into a rap battle, how do you think you would do?

Pretty well. My slow flow is remarkable.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Big Spoon, Little Spoon, Fork or Chop Stick?

Chop stick.

Is your name George?

It could be

Least likely part of your body to be nailed to a 4x4?

My thighs. Good luck getting a nail through those fucking things.

If I inverted gravity, restored it to normal, inverted it again and then twisted it sideways, how quickly would you throw up?

Not sure, we will have to try it and see what happens.

Do you like Mini Wagon Wheels?

Sometimes. Other times, not really. They tend to fall apart to easily, which just defeats the whole purpose, I think.

Why do you keep breaking into my house to eat my cereal? Like... what the fuck is up with that.

You always have the best cereal, and it is right on my way to work. Sorry, I can't help it.

Sweet or Savoury?

Sour and bitter.

And finally, what is your opinion on [insert controversial topic here]. Yes, I know, I'm asking [obviously loaded questions] here, but I've seen how you post and [insert stereotypical assumption and passive aggressive insult]. I just want to know the [confirmation of my biases], ok?

[evasive answer to some of the questions, non-committal response to others, ending with accusations of bad-faith on both sides and appeal to the truth being in the middle]

 

[StormShaun]

What is your position with broccoli and pineapple on pizza?
And should we sacrifice the people who like it to the pizza God?

 

[Halla Burrica]

Ok, I have like... A bunch of questions.
Is there an anime better than Cowboy Bebop?
Will the United States stay united for the next 20 years?
What's the best game that has been released for the last 10 years?
Can an objective reality be perceived by human beings?

 

[chocolate pickles]

Why do people keeping making these threads?

Where is the trigger?

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

Do you do the dew?

 

[BreakfastMan]

If I had a penny for every time I used a vowel, how many pennies would I have? For the purpose of that slightly strange rule of my childhood to explain that every word contains a vowel, 'y' is going to be classed as a half-vowel (so I get half a penny).

Quite a few, as it turns out.

What is your position with broccoli and pineapple on pizza?

Both are war-crimes.

And should we sacrifice the people who like it to the pizza God?

Oh, without a doubt. They had it coming, the bastards.

Ok, I have like... A bunch of questions.
Is there an anime better than Cowboy Bebop?

Yes, there definitely is. What is it though? You will have to find that out for yourself...

Will the United States stay united for the next 20 years?

Well, I mean, it kind of has to. It is in the name there, isn't it?

What's the best game that has been released for the last 10 years?

Sneak King

Can an objective reality be perceived by human beings?

Yes, but only if you stare REALLY hard.

Why do people keeping making these threads?

Why shouldn't people constantly be creating these threads?

Where is the trigger?

Around the grip, usually.

Basically what the title says. I am some random fucking jerk on the internet, ask me anything and I will answer, on any subject you want. I can't guarantee you will like my answers, but I will do my best to answer.

Will your answers to my questions represent answers to my questions, or will they be long-winded quasi-diatribes that go nowhere?

I'm asking for, uh, a friend.

Well, I mean, they will certainly be answers of a sort.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Do you do the dew?

I "do" quite a lot of things, so it depends, but it has never occurred to me that fucking leaves in the early morning would be a good idea. I shall have to try that in the future.

 

[Something Amyss]

Speedball: Great superhero, or GreatEST superhero?
Does this look infected?
PS4 or tin cans tied together with string?
Who are you? Who who who who? I really wanna know.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Speedball: Great superhero, or GreatEST superhero?

Only great. Still not as good as Squirrel Girl.

Does this look infected?

Well, all those maggots and baby spiders in it certainly don't look healthy...

PS4 or tin cans tied together with string?

Tin cans, every time.

Who are you? Who who who who? I really wanna know.

I am a figment of your imagination. We all were, all along. It is time to wake up, Amaranth.

 

[Something Amyss]

I am a figment of your imagination. We all were, all along. It is time to wake up, Amaranth.

Okay, so which pill do I take?

 

[Fappy]

God dammit, Zach. I forgot Speedball was a thing until you brought him up. Now I am having flashbacks of that terrible Civil War tie-in series... as if Civil Wars wasn't bad enough on its own >.>

 

[Something Amyss]

God dammit, Zach. I forgot Speedball was a thing until you brought him up. Now I am having flashbacks of that terrible Civil War tie-in series... as if Civil Wars wasn't bad enough on its own >.>

In my defense, I owned the original run of Speedball comics and most of the first New Warriors series as well. While not exactly a comic book masterpiece, I don't tend to think about Civil War. Especially since I've never read it.

I just needed a D-Lister, and well...the New Warriors always come to mind.

 

[BreakfastMan]

I am a figment of your imagination. We all were, all along. It is time to wake up, Amaranth.

Okay, so which pill do I take?

The blue pill obviously; the red pill just makes you an asshole.

 

[Fappy]

I am a figment of your imagination. We all were, all along. It is time to wake up, Amaranth.

Okay, so which pill do I take?

The blue pill obviously; the red pill just makes you an asshole.

I hate how MRA's ruined the Matrix

God dammit, Zach. I forgot Speedball was a thing until you brought him up. Now I am having flashbacks of that terrible Civil War tie-in series... as if Civil Wars wasn't bad enough on its own >.>

In my defense, I owned the original run of Speedball comics and most of the first New Warriors series as well. While not exactly a comic book masterpiece, I don't tend to think about Civil War. Especially since I've never read it.

I just needed a D-Lister, and well...the New Warriors always come to mind.

The only reason I knew anything about the New Warriors was because of Richard Rider. I was a big Nova fan back when I was reading Marvel.