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Something Amyss

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BreakfastMan said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
What are the powers of Breakfastman, and who is his nemesis?
Not much, beyond the ability to make really snarky comments on the internet, and an inhuman tolerance for terrible, poorly produced music. The nemesis is anyone with taste, most likely.
Inhuman? Are you some sort of mutant?
 

tm96

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Will you get in the giant robot?
Whats your favourite tea and why is it green tea?
Where are the aliens?
Why is time travel a really bad idea?
Which is cuter a kitten or a puppy?
Will you ever accept me as your lord and saviour?
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
 

mysecondlife

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A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
 

BreakfastMan

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Akytalusia said:
what is the answer to this question?
This sentence right here.
Zachary Amaranth said:
BreakfastMan said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
What are the powers of Breakfastman, and who is his nemesis?
Not much, beyond the ability to make really snarky comments on the internet, and an inhuman tolerance for terrible, poorly produced music. The nemesis is anyone with taste, most likely.
Inhuman? Are you some sort of mutant?
Some have claimed so. The webbed toes make it hard to argue with them, but I like to think of myself as being as close to human as possible, most of the time...
Solaire of Astora said:
Can you buy me food? Microwave burritos can only last me so long. :(
Probably, but only if it is from a gas station. I am on a budget here.
 

BreakfastMan

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tm96 said:
Will you get in the giant robot?
Only when my daddy loves me. :'(
Whats your favourite tea and why is it green tea?
Because I hate nice teas like Chai, obviously.
Where are the aliens?
What, you mean you don't know?
Why is time travel a really bad idea?
Because the past is a terrible place. There is a reason we are no longer there.
Which is cuter a kitten or a puppy?
How is this even a question? A kitten of course.
Will you ever accept me as your lord and saviour?
Probably not, we will see what happens.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
The president of Nintendo and he gives me all the sweets I want, whenever I ask.
mysecondlife said:
A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
The answer to both is e*i. Though I might be a little off in my calculations...
 

BarbaricGoose

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BreakfastMan said:
You think my hairline is receding?

Some random fucko on the internet said my hairline was receding, and it kinda wigged me out. I don't think it is, but I'd like a second opinion.
 

mysecondlife

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BreakfastMan said:
tm96 said:
Will you get in the giant robot?
Only when my daddy loves me. :'(
Whats your favourite tea and why is it green tea?
Because I hate nice teas like Chai, obviously.
Where are the aliens?
What, you mean you don't know?
Why is time travel a really bad idea?
Because the past is a terrible place. There is a reason we are no longer there.
Which is cuter a kitten or a puppy?
How is this even a question? A kitten of course.
Will you ever accept me as your lord and saviour?
Probably not, we will see what happens.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
The president of Nintendo and he gives me all the sweets I want, whenever I ask.
mysecondlife said:
A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
The answer to both is e*i. Though I might be a little off in my calculations...
Can you show your work? I need it to look smart.
 

BreakfastMan

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BarbaricGoose said:
BreakfastMan said:
You think my hairline is receding?

Some random fucko on the internet said my hairline was receding, and it kinda wigged me out. I don't think it is, but I'd like a second opinion.
I dunno, there definitely seems to be at least a bit of widow's peak action going on there...
mysecondlife said:
Can you show your work? I need it to look smart.
Sorry, I can't. But trust me, that is super-right.
 

mysecondlife

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BreakfastMan said:
BarbaricGoose said:
BreakfastMan said:
You think my hairline is receding?

Some random fucko on the internet said my hairline was receding, and it kinda wigged me out. I don't think it is, but I'd like a second opinion.
I dunno, there definitely seems to be at least a bit of widow's peak action going on there...
mysecondlife said:
Can you show your work? I need it to look smart.
Sorry, I can't. But trust me, that is super-right.
So is it super-right? Or is it little off the calculations?


....wait a minute... SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM!
 

BreakfastMan

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mysecondlife said:
BreakfastMan said:
BarbaricGoose said:
BreakfastMan said:
You think my hairline is receding?

Some random fucko on the internet said my hairline was receding, and it kinda wigged me out. I don't think it is, but I'd like a second opinion.
I dunno, there definitely seems to be at least a bit of widow's peak action going on there...
mysecondlife said:
Can you show your work? I need it to look smart.
Sorry, I can't. But trust me, that is super-right.
So is it super-right? Or is it little off the calculations?


....wait a minute... SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM!
Nah man, it is all cool. You will get an A for sure, or your money back!
 

GrimTuesday

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mysecondlife said:
A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
The answer is Mike Trout gets eaten by a fucking shark because he is an asshole

(The Mariners are playing the Angels right now, so fuck Trout)

OT:
As I'm pretty sure you too live in Washington, are the Mariners in the process of breaking your heart again this year too?
Do you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me. They live up here you know
 

BreakfastMan

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SecondPrize said:
Who is your favorite tag team duo and why is it the Bushwackers?
Who are you, and how can you read my mind? It is really freaky. D:
GrimTuesday said:
As I'm pretty sure you too live in Washington, are the Mariners in the process of breaking your heart again this year too?
That implies I had any hope that they would be good to begin with. Which is incorrect. :p
Do you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me. They live up here you know
Nah, I already did. Caught one too, but I decided to let it go. Makes things more fun that way!
 

mysecondlife

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BreakfastMan said:
mysecondlife said:
BreakfastMan said:
BarbaricGoose said:
BreakfastMan said:
You think my hairline is receding?

Some random fucko on the internet said my hairline was receding, and it kinda wigged me out. I don't think it is, but I'd like a second opinion.
I dunno, there definitely seems to be at least a bit of widow's peak action going on there...
mysecondlife said:
Can you show your work? I need it to look smart.
Sorry, I can't. But trust me, that is super-right.
So is it super-right? Or is it little off the calculations?


....wait a minute... SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM!
Nah man, it is all cool. You will get an A for sure, or your money back!
Can I borrow some money so I can pay you for the answer so you can give me the money back in-case I get a like a B+ or worse?
 

mysecondlife

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GrimTuesday said:
mysecondlife said:
A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
The answer is Mike Trout gets eaten by a fucking shark because he is an asshole

(The Mariners are playing the Angels right now, so fuck Trout)

OT:
As I'm pretty sure you too live in Washington, are the Mariners in the process of breaking your heart again this year too?
Do you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me. They live up here you know
How dare you say mean things about Mike Trout. He's going to be a future Dodgers you know.
 

BreakfastMan

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mysecondlife said:
BreakfastMan said:
mysecondlife said:
BreakfastMan said:
BarbaricGoose said:
BreakfastMan said:
You think my hairline is receding?

Some random fucko on the internet said my hairline was receding, and it kinda wigged me out. I don't think it is, but I'd like a second opinion.
I dunno, there definitely seems to be at least a bit of widow's peak action going on there...
mysecondlife said:
Can you show your work? I need it to look smart.
Sorry, I can't. But trust me, that is super-right.
So is it super-right? Or is it little off the calculations?


....wait a minute... SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU DIDN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM!
Nah man, it is all cool. You will get an A for sure, or your money back!
Can I borrow some money so I can pay you for the answer so you can give me the money back in-case I get a like a B+ or worse?
No. That is just silly, now isn't it?
 

GrimTuesday

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mysecondlife said:
GrimTuesday said:
mysecondlife said:
A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
The answer is Mike Trout gets eaten by a fucking shark because he is an asshole

(The Mariners are playing the Angels right now, so fuck Trout)

OT:
As I'm pretty sure you too live in Washington, are the Mariners in the process of breaking your heart again this year too?
Do you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me. They live up here you know
How dare you say mean things about Mike Trout. He's going to be a future Dodgers you know.
Man, he's only going to be 29 when his contract runs out, and He's already making 35million in his last 3 years.
 

mysecondlife

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GrimTuesday said:
mysecondlife said:
GrimTuesday said:
mysecondlife said:
A baseball is thrown at 40.0 m/s. Mike Trout hits it back in the opposite direction at a speed of 65.0 m/s. The ball is in contact with the bat for 1.20ms.

A)Find the acceleration of the ball assuming it is constant
B)the distance the ball travels while it is in contact with the bat.

K thanks. I thought you'd never ask!
The answer is Mike Trout gets eaten by a fucking shark because he is an asshole

(The Mariners are playing the Angels right now, so fuck Trout)

OT:
As I'm pretty sure you too live in Washington, are the Mariners in the process of breaking your heart again this year too?
Do you want to go Sasquatch hunting with me. They live up here you know
How dare you say mean things about Mike Trout. He's going to be a future Dodgers you know.
Man, he's only going to be 29 when his contract runs out, and He's already making 35million in his last 3 years.
As a Dodgers fan surrounded by Angels fan, I will never openly admit that Mike Trout is a generational talent. I'd rather talk about how Angels let go of Zack Greinke to sign Josh Hamilton. That always brings a good laugh in me.

EDIT: Also there's that Subway sandwich endorsement to add to his riches.