I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the sun with clip on sunglasses.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on Pagan duchies with the Subjugation Casus Belli.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on alcohol with sanity....

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Enterprise with a cat.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on HATE with squee!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on dead things with non-living things.

 

[Zantos]

I declare war on the angry, irate and generally unpleasant with Snickers.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on "better?" with "BETTER."

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on mornings with damnation.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on phones with loss.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the simple with the excessively complex.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on history with future.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on the future with an apocalypse.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wolves with lightning bolts.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on spoilers with memory bleach.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on memory bleach with... wait, no, we should probably leave that alone.

 

[Foolery]

I declare war on oranges with mechanical juicers.

 

[dalek sec]

I declare war on taco's with my hunger!

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on my eyesight with broken glasses.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on entropy with MAGIC!!