I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on sleep with movies!

I declare war on movies with Brendan Frasier!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on food with my belly.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on aubergines with eye lasers.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on ads with annoyance.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on war with a worse war.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on awesome movies with my money.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on VCRs with hammers and axes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on wine with John Oliver.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on tuna fish sandwiches with cheese and fire.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on being bored with trying to not be bored.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the sky with flak.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on flak with rockets.

 

[Olas]

I declare war on productivity with internet.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on hunger with food!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on barf with borf.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on standing in line with John Pinette.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flatulence with waffle irons.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on spines with cartoon magic.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on stars with flak.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on serenity with flatulence!