I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on sensibility with irrationality.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Constantinople with Istanbul.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on my pockets with sand from my chinchilla.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on death with A FUCKING SHOTGUN OF LIFE!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleep with oversleeping.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with Fifiman.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on thieves with barbed daggers coated in salt.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with Fijiman logic.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on waiting with games.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on you with u.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on logical gameplay with EYE.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other games with Minecraft update.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on waiting for my brother to get his stupid key with proper preparation.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on mustaches with razors!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on baseball with FPSs.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I declare war on death with resurrection

 

[EeveeElectro]

I declare war on kittens with tummy rubs!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on EeveeElectro with scornful looks and disappointment in my voice.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with my voice.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on any one of you with teabagging.