I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on war with more war!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my mouth with numbness.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on mental blocks with posting anyway.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on internet speed with better internet speed.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on my crappy internet speeds with a VPN to further strangle it.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on some random person with giant lasers.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I declare war on the grammar nazis

They're putting the illiterate into camps

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on homework with procrastination.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Taco with reading the OP and posting in the forum games frequently.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on cold with heating.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my legs with stretching.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Forum Games with more posting.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on others with godly demands.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on God with The God Killer!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare on the voices in my head with a hammer.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on good food with crappy sweet tea.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the God Killer with the God Killer's killer.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on poptarts first with my mouth and then with my digestive system.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on taxes with a lighter.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on having the engine off with not wanting to sit here sweating.