I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on jelly with peanut butter.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on peanut butter with body hair.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on peace and quiet with vuvuzelas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on vuvuzelas with tubas.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on wasps with flame-throwers.

I agree 200% with this statement.

I declare war on tubas with banjos.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on skeletons with maces.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on kneecaps with ball-peen hammers!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on hammers with sickles!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I Declare war on the hammer and sickle with the stars and stripes!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the stars and stripes with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on orcs with an army of the killer rabbit from monty python!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I declare war on thumbs with a deck of cards!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the short with the shorter.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on turnips with mangos.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Italy with Austria-Hungary!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Osterlich with Bacteria!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on AAAAAARRRRRG with yorp.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on RNG with fixed dice.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Franks with the Normans.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sleep with movies!