I have a challenge for YOU...

[HiC]

As the title says, I have a challenge for everyone on the escapist. Make me cry... seriously, I have found that even the most depressing things don't make me even slightly sad and I haven't teared up in a long time.

so, can you do it escapist? can you make me cry?

 

[Mr S]

I think the solution here is to get yourself kicked in the balls.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that works if someone does it long enough.
You could also hire someone to kill your mother. That would definetely work.

I don't feel like sharing depressing stories, sorry man

 

[HiC]

first one, i yell and don't cry
second one, ehh, probably not a good idea

but it's not a big deal, it's alright

 

[aba1]

go read "My Immortal" its a harry potter fan fiction that is so bad its hillarious I cryed so hard from laughing it actually hurt for hours after one of the funniest things ever it is so bad

 

[xGraeme63x]

If you have any morals or sense of caring for animals the watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSSMBhK_F2k

 

[HiC]

go read "My Immortal" its a harry potter fan fiction that is so bad its hillarious I cryed so hard from laughing it actually hurt for hours after one of the funniest things ever it is so bad

:/...that's not what I meant, but I will take a look

 

[HiC]

If you have any morals or sense of caring for animals the watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSSMBhK_F2k

is this going to get bloody?

 

[Thaluikhain]

That story about that cat? "Ugly", was it called? Yeah, I'd recommend that.

 

[Alakaizer]

I'd say to go watch Up. If that doesn't make you tear up, you might have lost your soul somewhere along the way.

 

[HiC]

That story about that cat? "Ugly", was it called? Yeah, I'd recommend that.

I think I read that one before, no response aside from a chuckle at the irony. (yes I am weird)

 

[aba1]

go read "My Immortal" its a harry potter fan fiction that is so bad its hillarious I cryed so hard from laughing it actually hurt for hours after one of the funniest things ever it is so bad

:/...that's not what I meant, but I will take a look

ahahaha you said make me cry n this will do that either from poor grammer the sadness sombody out there actually wrote this or that it is so funny at least one of those should hit you ;P

to be honest I am the same way last time I cried was a 6 or more years ago when my dog died.

 

[Nulmas]

As the title says, I have a challenge for everyone on the escapist. Make me cry... seriously, I have found that even the most depressing things don't make me even slightly sad and I haven't teared up in a long time.

so, can you do it escapist? can you make me cry?

Maybe this will work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCjyWp3rEk&feature=related

 

[Richardplex]

As the title says, I have a challenge for everyone on the escapist. Make me cry... seriously, I have found that even the most depressing things don't make me even slightly sad and I haven't teared up in a long time.

so, can you do it escapist? can you make me cry?

Your apathy makes me envious, I'm still working towards that level, but I still get depressed a lot from the news.

 

[aba1]

That story about that cat? "Ugly", was it called? Yeah, I'd recommend that.

I think I read that one before, no response aside from a chuckle at the irony. (yes I am weird)

Are you talking about that story that go's like this... There once was a man who was so ugly that he dies of uglyness theeeeeeeee end.

 

[Thaluikhain]

That story about that cat? "Ugly", was it called? Yeah, I'd recommend that.

I think I read that one before, no response aside from a chuckle at the irony. (yes I am weird)

Um...people will badger you about the correct use of the word "irony" for some time. Does that help?

Are you talking about that story that go's like this... There once was a man who was so ugly that he dies of uglyness theeeeeeeee end.

No.

 

[sheah1]

Surprised it hasn't been used yet, but damn, kiwi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

 

[McMullen]

Be a scientist or better yet an engineer specializing in robotics or AI research, or simply believe in the ingenuity and innovation of humanity, and then go read the science news stories that get posted on the Escapist main page and the comments sections of the articles. Make an all-day marathon out of it.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

OK, I'll bite.


If that fails, just watch Toy Story 3, preferably a few months before you yourself go off to college. It'll also help if you watched the other 2 Toy Story movies when you were a kid.

 

[Garthoc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJZ6nwxD38

might not make you cry, but could set it up for somthing to knock you down. consider this an assist Escapists

 

[HiC]

As the title says, I have a challenge for everyone on the escapist. Make me cry... seriously, I have found that even the most depressing things don't make me even slightly sad and I haven't teared up in a long time.

so, can you do it escapist? can you make me cry?

Maybe this will work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvCjyWp3rEk&feature=related

made me smile, but no tears, good try though

OK, I'll bite.


If that fails, just watch Toy Story 3, preferably a few months before you yourself go off to college. It'll also help if you watched the other 2 Toy Story movies when you were a kid.

watched it before, no tears, just thinking that that is sad.:/ sorry