I have been threatened with 4Chan?

somadman

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sadly after reading the rules, i feel my origanl reply would be in brech of many of them, so i will fade into the back ground and let allow you to proceed
 

Nova Helix

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I think you have a real problem on your hands. I mean what if that guy insults you on a site you don't go to. There are millions of pictures on that site (large amount are porn) and one out of every million are made into memes. You could become the next pedo bear!!!

Just remember:


That guy could totally be you! Also I'm being completely factitious.
 

Trogdor1138

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Bohemian Waltz said:
Step 1: Screenshot the chat of him threatening to raise a personal army to harass you on 4chan.
Step 2: Edit out any information besides his own by blacking out information in ms paint.
Step 3: Upload to 4chan /b/ with request to harass the little punk for being cancer.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit.

Or just ignore him and take the steps necessary to make sure personal your information isn't easily accessible for trolls.
This is what the ideal comeback would be. But I would personally not bother with it. Little bastards like that don't have any real balls and like others said, he'll just receive a bunch of "Not your personal army, get off my /b/ ******" responses. They really don't care and the most you'll get is a few messages that don't do anything, they only go after people that do some serious shit.
 

Mechsoap

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His thoughts: ''shit i got nothing against him...better threat him with posting, on a homepage were people don't give a shit.''
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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They won't do anything, maybe one or two guys.

Sort of related, as you reminded me, one of the first times I went on /b/, there was a picture of a naked chick. Being the hormone fuelled teenager I am, I clicked on it. Then it said my ip was being traced because I tried to access child porn.

I guess that counts as a threat. Man, I was sooooooooo freaked out about that.
 

Rad Party God

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I don't have much experience on being threatened by death by a forum, I never have been, but I think they're just shitty attempts to troll you somehow. Just don't follow into his game, he's a jerk and if you already said he can't do something serious in real life and wants to bring his personal army from a forum, then he's both stupid and a coward. Nothing more, nothing less.

Don't worry about it, in fact, in a couple of days everything will be forgotten and you will have a rather interesting story to tell and be laughing by it. It's just someone trying to be a troll. And a bad one at that.
 

Corkydog

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Drakane said:
first... I'm not familiar w/ TL;DR.

2nd... legitimate threat or mindless banter of some forum nerd threatening to talk shit on a forum filled w/ rejects, morons, and 15 year olds?
TL; DR would be Too Long; Didn't Read. Used for super long chunks of text in posts. Since most people won't read the whole thing, the poster makes a TL; DR summary at the bottom to sum up everything for the lazy.

Generally unnecessary on this site, we like reading things.
 

blippity

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I didn't know about 4chan (just looked at it b4 posting) but this thread read as something very hilarious, in that it didn't seem to make sense to me. If he actually a friend of yours on facebook or just has access to your pics? Surely you can just block access to him. I still can't seem to make sense of this.

Hachibi said:
Stay too long on 4chan and your soul dies.
You're not wrong. I never knew the site existed until now and I don't want to know of it again. That stuff is freaking crazy.
 

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Trolldor said:
2: I've been threatened with death, quite honestly and earnestly.
You too? Was your experience as amusing as mine, or did the person doing the threatening actually manage to avoid ruining the whole "intimidating" thing?

OT: If they collectively go after anyone it'll probably be him. More likely they'll just tell him to fuck off.
 

thedeathscythe

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They won't do anything, they'll say (as people have said already) "We're not your personal army" and they won't do anything. Now, if he was mad at you because you killed baby kittens by putting them in a microwave, yes, they would attack you. The worst that will happen is that he puts your picture on 4chan and someone calls you a "fag" or something, which you won't even read. The rest will all tell him what I said earlier.

IF, and this is a huuuuge if, for some reason, maybe one guy goes after you, harasses you in anyway, just don't react. If they do anything, just correct it and don't talk back to them or post a video calling them retards or something. They won't attack you though, this guy sounds like he's 14 and he's a 4chan lurker, thinking they'll actually do what he says if he posts.
 

Mr.Numbers

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I took it seriously, it wasn't a done goofed thing, I'm not totally retarded.

I just wanted to know how to deal with /b/ in advance if I had to, IE the Better safe than OH GOD YOU BETTER BE sorry method.

Just before that line of thought goes further ;)

somadman said:
llagrok said:
This thread is hilarious.

Tell your parents that someone is harassing you.

Problem solved.
I'd h8 2 think i dun goofed
Yeaaaaah, that whole thing was set up after Anon tried to get her to take off all her clothes on the webcam, then wouldn't stop harrassing her and kept sending death threats.
Not as funny as you thought? Well, at least I HOPE it isn't :p
 

NeoShinGundam

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It's an empty threat dude. If the guy really was somebody at 4chan, he would already know how impossible it is to galvanize that herd of lolcats to something so obviously petty.
 

-Drifter-

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somadman said:
how do u delete post
I don't think you can. Sorry.

Also, you might think to type properly. I don't care that much but some people around here don't feel the same way.
 

somadman

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-Drifter- said:
somadman said:
how do u delete post
I don't think you can. Sorry.

Also, you might think to type properly. I don't care that much but some people around here don't feel the same way.
Gah, please don't tell me I've fallen into the secret hide out of the, *dun dun dun* GRAMMAR NAZIS!
 

Silvertongue

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Lyri said:
Nothing will happen.

Not your personal army.
This. Having admittedly spent some time on a few areas of 4chan, including /b/ on occasion, I can tell you that unless you incur the wrath of the board as a whole, people will simply berate the poster and say things like "not your personal army" and generally not a single f*ck will be given that day. :p
 

-Drifter-

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somadman said:
-Drifter- said:
somadman said:
how do u delete post
I don't think you can. Sorry.

Also, you might think to type properly. I don't care that much but some people around here don't feel the same way.
Gah, please don't tell me I've fallen into the secret hide out of the, *dun dun dun* GRAMMAR NAZIS!
There are a fair few skulking around, I'm afraid.
 

TheModWolf

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Wow, i was thinking in the car today, whats the deal with 4chan.

Can someone actually tell me what it is, i just genuinely don't udnerstand it or its appeal. I know it's a little OT but I was actually going to post a what is 4chan thread when i got home anyway, this is pretty funny that there's an almost related one up here.