This is what the ideal comeback would be. But I would personally not bother with it. Little bastards like that don't have any real balls and like others said, he'll just receive a bunch of "Not your personal army, get off my /b/ ******" responses. They really don't care and the most you'll get is a few messages that don't do anything, they only go after people that do some serious shit.Bohemian Waltz said:Step 1: Screenshot the chat of him threatening to raise a personal army to harass you on 4chan.
Step 2: Edit out any information besides his own by blacking out information in ms paint.
Step 3: Upload to 4chan /b/ with request to harass the little punk for being cancer.
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit.
Or just ignore him and take the steps necessary to make sure personal your information isn't easily accessible for trolls.
TL; DR would be Too Long; Didn't Read. Used for super long chunks of text in posts. Since most people won't read the whole thing, the poster makes a TL; DR summary at the bottom to sum up everything for the lazy.Drakane said:first... I'm not familiar w/ TL;DR.
2nd... legitimate threat or mindless banter of some forum nerd threatening to talk shit on a forum filled w/ rejects, morons, and 15 year olds?
You're not wrong. I never knew the site existed until now and I don't want to know of it again. That stuff is freaking crazy.Hachibi said:Stay too long on 4chan and your soul dies.
I'd h8 2 think i dun goofedllagrok said:This thread is hilarious.
Tell your parents that someone is harassing you.
Problem solved.
You too? Was your experience as amusing as mine, or did the person doing the threatening actually manage to avoid ruining the whole "intimidating" thing?Trolldor said:2: I've been threatened with death, quite honestly and earnestly.
Yeaaaaah, that whole thing was set up after Anon tried to get her to take off all her clothes on the webcam, then wouldn't stop harrassing her and kept sending death threats.somadman said:I'd h8 2 think i dun goofedllagrok said:This thread is hilarious.
Tell your parents that someone is harassing you.
Problem solved.
I don't think you can. Sorry.somadman said:how do u delete post
Gah, please don't tell me I've fallen into the secret hide out of the, *dun dun dun* GRAMMAR NAZIS!-Drifter- said:I don't think you can. Sorry.somadman said:how do u delete post
Also, you might think to type properly. I don't care that much but some people around here don't feel the same way.
This. Having admittedly spent some time on a few areas of 4chan, including /b/ on occasion, I can tell you that unless you incur the wrath of the board as a whole, people will simply berate the poster and say things like "not your personal army" and generally not a single f*ck will be given that day.Lyri said:Nothing will happen.
Not your personal army.
There are a fair few skulking around, I'm afraid.somadman said:Gah, please don't tell me I've fallen into the secret hide out of the, *dun dun dun* GRAMMAR NAZIS!-Drifter- said:I don't think you can. Sorry.somadman said:how do u delete post
Also, you might think to type properly. I don't care that much but some people around here don't feel the same way.