So if I was critical of the show but openly confessed that the stars are attractive would your brain explode with that contradiction.BillionSix said:*sits down to write response*
"I am not a fan of this show. It's obvious..."
*pauses to watch video again and stare at boobs*
"It's obvious you are only using sex to try and sell...."
*sudden crushing realization that even women as sexually active as these would have nothing to do with me*
*twelve minutes of uncontrollable sobbing*
*watches videos again. pauses on boob shots for upwards of half an hour while attempting to masturbate. fails to reach genitalia around rolls of fat. sobs uncontrollably some more. Eats a box of Twinkies dipped in barbecue sauce*
*resumes typing*
"...using sex to try and sell an otherwise remarkable show."
*posts to forum*
*overwhelmed with self-loathing, attempts suicide for the 13th time. (once for every episode of I Hit It With My Axe.)*
hehe. Just kidding. I love the show. You girls are awesome.
This is just my satirical idea of what The Haters are probably like.
There's a gentlemanly way to criticize, and then there's just being a hater. The key is don't come in here where we're all looking to have a good time and rain on the parade. I think most of us are reacting to that.eels05 said:So if I was critical of the show but openly confessed that the stars are attractive would your brain explode with that contradiction.
Alot of the critisism directed towards anyone critical of the series is starting to become predictable.It's actually starting to sound more like second rate pop-psychology.
Opening with the magic words "It's not for me" goes a long way towards defusing any notion that you're trying to tell the rest of us that we shouldn't be having a good time, or taking a jab at the folks who make this show for us. That's fine. As long as you have something else to say, you're probably on the right track. After all, if you just wanted to cast your vote against and leave, well, that's being a bit of a spoilsport, too.Alar said:Even though I wasn't much interested in this series, I'm still glad to see it's getting fans! I really doubt the Escapist would put up a show that isn't worth watching, but it just wasn't for me.
Good luck on future success!
chepenoyo said:Seconding the whole lot of what you said, just b a big quote to copy down.eels05 said:Just be here to have fun with the rest of us, not to pee on our parade. If the thing that keeps you coming back is the dimples in Satine's cheeks when she smiles, that's as valid a reason as any other. Celebrate with us.
But I do think some people are getting put on notice for stuff after not much, maybe the admins reading the second comment and putting the noice from the first but like not just in this series but also ZP (although i have a feeling there might have been some history to that) the notice seems to be a bit trigger happy. To quote Voltaire "I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend your right to say it to the death" (slight paraphrasing but u got the point, i don't speak french)
Great, thanks. I've finally decided to suspend my hunger until I wake up in the morning and now, less than ten minutes later I am reminded of my plight D:Susan Arendt said:Ok, did watching this make anyone else crave mac and cheese? Just me, then?
I really shouldn't watch Axe when I'm hungry. First the cookies, now the mac and cheese.
Meanwhile, the bit with summoning the rat - "he may have a disease" - just killed me.
Amen to that, brother!instinctual said:Beware the dreaded doombunny!
If you go to the DM's blog [http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/2010/06/paying-off-enemy-keeping-your-crossbow.html] there is some discussion of the macuahuitl in the comments and a video of somebody chopping off a horse's head made of ballistic gel with it. Super cool. Sometimes as a DM I wish I could stop the action for a little video segment so that everyone's imagination of the combat could match the way the weapons look in my head.ThaBenMan said:There were random bits that were really cool too, like the little history lesson about the weapons the goblins had
The mushrooms came out of this entire mushroom-based dungeon level [http://www.megadungeon.net/the-dungeon-level-2b-fungus/], I read it after I saw it in the credits and it was pretty cool.bleh002 said:I haven't seen the video yet due to some NoScript/Firefox issues, and I rarely comment on them, because most of my comments would be about the mushrooms or unusual battle tactics.
Too bad he got himself temp-banned, you had him backed into a corner there, poor guy haha.Satine Phoenix said:To Mr. Wiggles & EddySpaghetti,
I'm just trying to understand....
So, you don't watch the show.
You are very angry that the show was created.
You HATE the show, but you don't watch it.
You like yelling at girls?
Seriously, Why so much hate? None of us girls have done anything hurtful or hateful to you.
Why are you acting like this?
Why would you make fun of my name?
What did any of us do to you?
~ Satine
Don't forget the rat miniature was a bit of chocolate. Chocolate with the possibility of carrying a disease. Next day you'd be rolling fortitude saves. Is chocolate really worth the chance of ability damage?Susan Arendt said:Ok, did watching this make anyone else crave mac and cheese? Just me, then?
I really shouldn't watch Axe when I'm hungry. First the cookies, now the mac and cheese.
Meanwhile, the bit with summoning the rat - "he may have a disease" - just killed me.
Betting it's just easier on their eyes and they do normally wear glasses, depending.Luke Cartner said:I find it interesting that in earlier videos Justine and Satine were not wearing glasses and now in later videos are wearing glasses.
Not that I'm complaining, as a friend once pointed out glasses = smart = sexy, but I am morbidly curious as to if there is a reason for the change.
Yah, she's making Zak's job a lot easier. And enabling the other players instead of standing out -- like for example, when she opened up the choice of which spell she should cast to the group instead of picking it herself.FearlessFelix said:Sadness, I don't think I've seen Mandy laughing as much as the others recently, she seems to have buckled down to being the party support tool and explainer of things (my read).