I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 17: A Dire Situation

Zak Sabbath

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Episode 17: A Dire Situation

The unconscious party members get up close and personal with the death rules.

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Daselthechaz

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"You don't have the heart though, 'cause the goblins ate it."

After all this kicking around for two weeks, I could see Satine playing her character pretty heartless anyway.

When the zombies come, I can only hope that I have someone as efficient as Sergeant Morbid there to make sure we don't make any decisions too detrimental/emotional for the well being of the group. 'Course, we'd have to sharpen another crowbar...but this decision's all about doing what's necessary to save the party/civilization, so I guess it's worth it.
 

flirl21187

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Zak, you're my hero. Seriously. "And John is the only beetle left....ironic."

Possibly my favorite line of the whole episode.

This was a fun watch, and worth the wait. Dude, just make Satine, like, ZombieSatine cause zombies don't need hearts anyway. Right? Right?
 

KEM10

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Flies lay eggs that hatch into maggots which can be used in eating away dead tissue (healing) and the maggots can also be used for spells, I think.

I know one woodsman I played had flies and used them for assisting in non magical healing. Made the DM throw out his illness rules from injuries because of it.
 

slipknot4

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*And they're like; "whoo shit, darkness."*

Great episode again guys, I've been waiting for this one for like... 5 days now : /
Keep it up and for gods sake, Sympathy suicide is fer tha sissies.
See what i did there?
 

luvd1

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A bag of living flies... Sounds like the lucky dip at my 10 birthday party.
 

Mr Smith

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Great episode. My sympathies go to Satine - it must suck when a character dies after putting so much time and effort into developing them.

I'd like to get a better look at the custom miniatures the party is using. It's hard to see them clearly in the videos.
 

Shinigami214

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"If justine dies, we'll all roll up new characters."

If I was Satine, calling them assholes would only have been the start :p
 

AnotherFineMess

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I must say, when Frankie loots corpses it's always fun. "Fucking mother fuckers!"
Plus I totally approve of Zak's interaction with the camera, I bet it feels like a tease when the girls watch it.
And Justine's face when the healing potion was mentioned was priceless!
 

Cosplay Horatio

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HIP HIP HUZZAH!! All but Satine are miraculously alive! What an adventure, such intensity and excitement. Can't wait to see Satine get resurrected and then maybe go kill the Medusa Queen for going through them gray hair giving situations on that bridge.
 

AllLagNoFrag

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That interaction with the audience was awesome!
"These are the ones she wants to get" -Absolutely loved that, way to show who's boss!

Series has been progressing very well a weekly must-watch for me :)
 

Bakfiets

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Never trust a vial with white liquid in it........especially if the liquid is white :)

"trees fondeling each other"
and here I thought Frankie was kidding. There actually is tree porn!

 

Mumorpuger

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Haha.. this episode was amazing! I had a few laughs with:

"I'm LARPing!"

"And John is the only beetle left... ironic."

Oh.. and the faces on the girls when he showed the camera his loot list... that was awesome. So many open mouths. :D
 

Khomatose

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Can you rez a character without a heart? Like a kind of bad ass zombie thing? That'd be cool! Then maybe she'd be immune to certain attacks?

I don't know, I just think that'd be soooo cool!
 

Mookie_Magnus

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15 years... That means Satine is 30? Huh... I would have thought most of the girls were in their early twenties, as they don't look that old.
 

Tom Roberts

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That. was. great.
So much fun clearly had, so many LOL moments. A grand episode.

Oh and Satine has been playing since she WAS 15, not for 15 years total, it's only around 7 IIRC.

But at my advanced age, things like memory are apt to be spotty and shoddy anyway.
 

tamerman

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yet another epic episode. though TBH im not sure why you didint just try heal checks. unless your game dosent have those / they are too low to do any good