I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 18: 200 lbs. Of Meat And A New Fur Coat

Zak Sabbath

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Episode 18: 200 lbs. Of Meat And A New Fur Coat

Fresh from death's door, the party searches for food in the forest.

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Daselthechaz

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Ya' know, it never occurred to me before this, but if ever there was a place where I'd seriously consider maiming some graceful little woodland creature, it'd be in a fantasy game. Much in the same way that that's the only place I'd seriously consider mass homicide, I suppose. But then again, I'd still look to my friends doing silly things and mutter about their douchenozzlery. And thus, even the deepest depths of fantasy gain a foundation in reality.

So was Satine just off having an Eskimo pie somewhere this week, or in the kitchen crafting noodles and a wrecking machine of a character?
 

Legend of J

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Daselthechaz said:
So was Satine just off having an Eskimo pie somewhere this week, or in the kitchen crafting noodles and a wrecking machine of a character?
Lmfao at that comment.

Ok now down to serious bussiness *puts serisous hat on* (i still own 13).

See it reminds me on the first comment of finding healing potions on the dead character team mates kinda got a bit easy when we found 50 dam that d50 why did i give them that one by mistake.

However i really wouldent mind seeing something like an ultamite B*** f*** for the characters like a journery to a lost world kind of place. Just for kicks im not sure if in the current editon you can include dinosaurs but i enjoyed it.
 

luvd1

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How hungry were you two? Couldn't wait to see if you could find a rabbit or something? Your in a forest, look up a tree and shoot a bird. Be a lot easier to stick in a bun too.

Still it was a laugh watching it all go tits up. Love it when that happens. It's like watching someone try to do a macho thing like kick down a door instead of trying to unlock it only to get their foot caught in the hole they just made while the door swings open.
 

ThaBenMan

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Oh man, that snow leopard wrecked them. They should have left it alone and looked for a deer or something - I imagine the leopard would have been pretty lean and stringy, anyway (although that would be a sweet pelt).
 

Erick.S

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I guess the party's next meal will be composed of something that can't hunt them back, eh?
 

AllLagNoFrag

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Lol at the snow leapord. Is there any way they could have tamed it or something (befriend?), by the looks of its combat skills, it wouldve been a really good hunting companion. Next time, go fishing!

Great episode nonetheless.
 

Zak Sabbath

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The name of this episode is how my girlfriend describes me when she's ranting to her friends.
 

Stryc9

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Great episode, I thought the bits with KK just sitting there fishing and not wanting to help her party members even as they were being savaged by the snow leopard were pretty funny.
 

Khomatose

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I love this show so much! I think Frankie is so funny sometimes the way she reacts to things.

I'd also love to see photos of all of their tattoos, I can't quite figure out what the ones on Mandy's stomach are, but I love her arm fairy, it's so pretty.
 

Tom Roberts

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Gotta sympathize with Mandy.

Ahh, the role of the cleric. There for when things go awry. Nothing like trying to keep a bunch of nigh-suicidal folks on their feet as they attempt to explore fun new ways to get dead.

Although I have to wonder, ARE snow leopards an endangered species in Zak's world?
 

InvisibleMilk

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"I told those dicks."
"Ya did"
"You did"

That was pretty awesome of KK hahaha. That snow leopard is not to be fucked with in close ranges (Apparently)_
 

LadyRhian

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"Oh yeah, let's have the party mage go out to hunt..." Guys, this is what rangers are for. Druids, also. Another tip for hunting- don't hunt the things that can hunt you back!. I don't blame the cleric for not wanting to get involved. Many parties treat their cleric like a portable Cure Light Wounds spell anyway.

For anyone who wants to play D&D or AD&D on the web, there is a website called Playbyweb.com that allows you to do so. Also RPOL.net. I am a GM on PBW, and while it's not as quick as playing in person, you get to pick pictures for your characters, and if you can write and spell correctly, it allows you to play when there is no one in your area that is interested.
 

spookydom

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Zaks cat impresion was the most understated part of this episode. Thats a proper G.M. It also sounds like my gran after she has finnished her morning bong. I am finding myself really looking forward to the show every week now. Very good work everybody involved it's great. Also this is the first time I have watched it sober and I still liked it....that has to be a good sign right? Now where did I leave my antifreaze? :)
 

BastyNastard

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Absolute class made me laugh still loving it. Shame the snow Leopard didn't get away but as always Frankie stepped in to save the day with a crossbow bolt and a spot of marksmanship.
 

Connieparts

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AllLagNoFrag said:
Lol at the snow leapord. Is there any way they could have tamed it or something (befriend?), by the looks of its combat skills, it wouldve been a really good hunting companion. Next time, go fishing!

Great episode nonetheless.
Ha! Fish? My character is already wearing scale-mail. A snow leopard coat is well worth taking risks for, especially for Jinx (my character) - she has many outfits which would be complimented by white fur.