I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 19: Silly.

[Hulyen]

I giggled uncontrollably at the x-men reference...and at much of this episode. Fun times all around!

(Although I wasn't too keen on the split screen - too disjointed and distracting. Cutting back and forth and/or voice overs seem to work much better for that purpose.)

 

[Roberto Bontemps]

Really happy Satine is back in. I really like the group dynamic with the internal power struggle for leadership. All in all I hope Justine sticks around because her half medusa and roleplaying are top notch. Good show considering there was no encounters.

 

[Legend of J]

streeking party!!!! lol.

and has any1 noticed that less and less ppl are commenting and probly watching this anymore. i personalyl enjoy it, =)

Actually, the audience grows every week.

Less people troll now, though, and it's trolls that make the comment count spike.

Guess thats the only use a troll has got.

You should throw a couple of trolls in later on for the crack. Everyone loves to fight trolls

Ok:


All the gurls ar ulggy and theyre not real pron stars either and they dont know how to play D&D like Will Wheaton (Who fuckn made Star Trek rad!) and I kno because I hav been playng since 1993 an have a 34th level Soulblade/LEaffinder also the DM sux bcuz he dosnot let them do what they want and also he is a big pushover an lets them do whatever they want and the escapist should stop exploitating me with breasts because i am more mature than that also the music is too metall! Why metaL? Also:you are gay! And why are they in aparatment insteado f a black void like the official Wizzards dnd show? black voids rule! I have been playing in a black void since i was ten. also the whores are hard to look at because the cuts inthe show confuse my brian!

--NinjaxxxFireball

Well thats because this Ninja fireball seems to be trying to stir the pot just for the sake of it.

First thing i can recognise 1 or 2 as real porn stars (i was nice enough to google it). And meh to d&ds real rules i wouldent even know where to begin with the 4th edition im stickin with the 3rd. Who the hell is will wheaton lol link please XD. So what if you have being playing since 1993 ive being playing since 2005 does it really matter?. I really frankly couldent care about your soulblade/LEaffinder i know how to have FUN in d&d like picking fights with trolls . The Dm suxs? I think not yeah he may not have a wizard who stole a bunch of dinosaurs and built his own jurrassic park BUT HAVE YOU? and if not let by doing what they want i think you mean loot burn pillage throw racist insults between each other and death threats thats what happens when you let people do what they want. Wait a second your going back on yourself here make up your feckin mind "DM sux bcuz he dosnot let them do what they want and also he is a big pushover an lets them do whatever they want". SO the escapist is exploting breasts now Hmm no i think you should change that to Yahtzee besides if you have a problem with that its not like Russ pitts comes to your house ties you up and makes you sit and watch this he dosen't do that...anymore. I don't think your very mature so if your claming to be more 'mature' than the escapist i think you should look it up in a dictionary. The music is metal so fucking what METAL IS EPIC face it or go back to listening to your hannah montana. Do you have a problem with gays? if you do then theres an organisation you should join its called the neo nazis and im sure by the way you act they will cut your head off. Yeah there in an aparment so what? Seriosly so what can people not play in aparments no more is it against the law?. Wow the show confuses your brain dam thats a shame then go back to watchin the real queen whore hannah montana.

Thats what i would say for a response 0_0 but yeah he seriosly is a troll i can just troll better.

 

[EHKOS]

A) I just noticed this show but cool! Kimberly Kane is in it!
B) Wow she looks old now.
C) How does an eighteen NOT catch a fish?

 

[KnThrak]

I thought you'd have to roll under the difficulty in AD&D?
That's why with increasing stats it gets easier, you have to roll less than your Str to succeed at a Str-test, so the more you have, the easier it gets.


On another note, I would love to play a round of Mage: The Awakening with the group. At the same time I'd be scared what spells you girls would come up.

 

[samsonguy920]

Now what town guard wouldnt want to catch two naked females outside a pet store looking in?

 

[scarius]

I honestly don't understand this show, I have fast forwarded and rewound my way through quite a few episodes now and I have not seen the appeal of it and more strangely, why is everyone else blatantly ignoring the massive elephant in the room that is the question: When do they get their tits out and start shoving miniatures into each others various orifices?

If a bunch of porn stars are just going to sit around playing d&d fully clothed, I might as well watch any other collection of random people sitting around playing d&d. What is the point of doing it with a group of attractive, sexually adventurous people who have built their careers on their astounding sexual appetites if we never get to see them in their element so to speak?

first of i think that its a bit full on to straight up assume that just because some of the people in this "web show" as part of such adult fair as: "Hospital!" does not mean that they are any less of a person, or that they dont have a "life" out side of the porn industry.

i think that this "web show" is to show just that, that to sit around a play a game of D&D that is not only one of the straight clean cut versions that WoTC produced, but a amlgamation of a couple of differnt editions, and not as you so suscinctly put to "get there tits out and start shoving miniatures into each other"... its not something that many people would think that porn stars would play.

i do understand where you are coming from though saying that you could just sit around and watch other people play, but this isnt that so you should just be happy with what you have, not what you want...

also "D&D with pron stars" is a quite large selling point, but i think that alot of people are thinking that they are going to see some sort of "story porn" where they start playing D&D and then end up "balls deep" inside of either each other or something along those lines...

 

[luvd1]

What's wrong with just sitting back watching other people play anyway? I've often done it before and had people sit in when I used to play. There's something soothing about watching a story unfold in front of you. It a regression to a time when someone used to tell a tale or read out aloud to a audience.

 

[KEM10]

I have a questions, and it may be a little out of left field.

Why is the pig wearing an Uncle Sam hat?

Because he likes it. His name is Ping Pong Von Laserstien. We rescued him from the roof of a burnt down taco stand.

I was right!

 

[fleischwolke]

This episode felt a bit disjointed - double screen + double audio track doesn't work for me. Advice to the game master: Please keep the snow leopard as a recurring nemesis. The creature seems to rile up the players...

 

[Legend of J]

I honestly don't understand this show, I have fast forwarded and rewound my way through quite a few episodes now and I have not seen the appeal of it and more strangely, why is everyone else blatantly ignoring the massive elephant in the room that is the question: When do they get their tits out and start shoving miniatures into each others various orifices?

If a bunch of porn stars are just going to sit around playing d&d fully clothed, I might as well watch any other collection of random people sitting around playing d&d. What is the point of doing it with a group of attractive, sexually adventurous people who have built their careers on their astounding sexual appetites if we never get to see them in their element so to speak?

Because porn stars retire?. Or maybe the fact that porn stars are allowed to star in other shows for example take Ron jeremy he appeared in crank 2 and boondock saints. But because hes a porn star HE MUST get naked. Or you just saying it because the actresses are female.

And if your just after a quick look at porn and take your ignorance else where since everyone else seemed to figure this out on the FIRST video.

 

[spookydom]

I honestly don't understand this show, I have fast forwarded and rewound my way through quite a few episodes now and I have not seen the appeal of it and more strangely, why is everyone else blatantly ignoring the massive elephant in the room that is the question: When do they get their tits out and start shoving miniatures into each others various orifices?

If a bunch of porn stars are just going to sit around playing d&d fully clothed, I might as well watch any other collection of random people sitting around playing d&d. What is the point of doing it with a group of attractive, sexually adventurous people who have built their careers on their astounding sexual appetites if we never get to see them in their element so to speak?

(Talking in a David Attenborough Voice).....And here we find....In his natural enviroment.....The Common Forum Troll.......Easily scared....If we are very very quiet....He will come out on his own. Soon it will be time for him to hunt for food....and as the nights draw in......Hibernate for the winter months.

 

[Kross]

Ok:


All the gurls ar ulggy and theyre not real pron stars either and they dont know how to play D&D like Will Wheaton (Who fuckn made Star Trek rad!) and I kno because I hav been playng since 1993 an have a 34th level Soulblade/LEaffinder also the DM sux bcuz he dosnot let them do what they want and also he is a big pushover an lets them do whatever they want and the escapist should stop exploitating me with breasts because i am more mature than that also the music is too metall! Why metaL? Also:you are gay! And why are they in aparatment insteado f a black void like the official Wizzards dnd show? black voids rule! I have been playing in a black void since i was ten. also the whores are hard to look at because the cuts inthe show confuse my brian!

--NinjaxxxFireball

Crap, I saw "gurls ar ulggy" along with the signed post and was halfway to the ban button before realizing who the writer was. Your NPCs are dead on, Zak!

 

[Dyp100]

Ohlawdy, this first adventure is taking for ages. I wonder if the second is gonna be as epic, especially over how many levels they'll probably gain at the end!.

It's only been 3 1/2 sessions, actually.

Ah right, is the actual games miles ahead? Do we have a lot of good stuff to look forward to?

 

[Noumenon]

(Talking in a David Attenborough Voice).....And here we find....In his natural enviroment.....The Common Forum Troll.......Easily scared....If we are very very quiet....He will come out on his own. Soon it will be time for him to hunt for food....and as the nights draw in......Hibernate for the winter months.

Dear Escapist: Please Add a Like Button! Signed, Me

 

[vagrantsoul]

(Talking in a David Attenborough Voice).....And here we find....In his natural enviroment.....The Common Forum Troll.......Easily scared....If we are very very quiet....He will come out on his own. Soon it will be time for him to hunt for food....and as the nights draw in......Hibernate for the winter months.

-Liked

 

[Connieparts]

Ohlawdy, this first adventure is taking for ages. I wonder if the second is gonna be as epic, especially over how many levels they'll probably gain at the end!.

It's only been 3 1/2 sessions, actually.

Ah right, is the actual games miles ahead? Do we have a lot of good stuff to look forward to?

Yes and yes!

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Maybe its just me but today they didn't seem so focused like last week. But the whole plot is fine and I guess they learned the lesson never walk through bridges that are obviously guarded by shit loads of enemies, and never attack a carnivore animal when you just got healed by a few minor healing stuff.
Anyway, your rolls suck you girls fail as an angler and has snow leopard hunters. Although I guess that would make it even more embarrassing if the healer had gone with them to fight the snow leopard because by now she would be unconscious too. I cant believe 4 characters and none was able to kill the cat or get a fish. I am impressed how you managed to just let one person die against the goblin army.

 

[mandymorbid]

Maybe its just me but today they didn't seem so focused like last week. But the whole plot is fine and I guess they learned the lesson never walk through bridges that are obviously guarded by shit loads of enemies, and never attack a carnivore animal when you just got healed by a few minor healing stuff.
Anyway, your rolls suck you girls fail as an angler and has snow leopard hunters. Although I guess that would make it even more embarrassing if the healer had gone with them to fight the snow leopard because by now she would be unconscious too. I cant believe 4 characters and none was able to kill the cat or get a fish. I am impressed how you managed to just let one person die against the goblin army.

I'm sorry, are you trying to make a point?

 

[Meander112]

Okay, Zak wins for the "952 AD" reference and the X-Men "leader" reference.

And lo the requisite interrogation and distrust of the new PC begins. Heh.