I Hit It With My Axe: Episode 36: Why Are You Covered In Blood, May I Ask?

Zak Sabbath

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Episode 36: Why Are You Covered In Blood, May I Ask?

The split party bathes, plots escapes and attempts some blood soaked bartering.

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Reaper2488

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You are all amazing! I love the show. I just started DMing my own game, this show really helps to see how a good game is run.
 

dex-dex

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yeah not a good idea to drink coffee when the accents come out.


very hilarious episode.
 

KEM10

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I love the accents. I think that shop keep wins the best NPC award for the year.
 

JoeyMousepadd

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Another great episode.

I too am a big fan of Zak's voices, sounds and imaginative storytelling.

If it were a group of pretty girls playing D&D with a "meh" DM then this series wouldn't last. It's Zak in a large part that makes this series. That's not to diminish the fun, thoughtful and charismatic contributions of the ladies in any way.
 

Khomatose

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Oh Zak, you just keep getting better. Your Scottish accent and whiskey pronunciation were very good!
 

kestral

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Innkeeper was great. Looking forward to Bobbie and KK getting out of their shackles though, they've been in there for a while. Bobbi doesn't seem to be too good at spitting though ;)
 

Khomatose

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Satine is so sneaky and awesome! I can't believe Connie just let that slip after the look Satine gave Zak afterwards!
 

Feystar

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Fantastic as always.

Lots of roleplaying and entertainment action this week. Whether it's a dog attacking a blanket, a Scottish accent that Mike Myers could learn from or an automatic and complete distrust of anybody that isn't a party member this week's episode definitely made me chuckle.

I wasn't expecting the monastery looking building to be a temple and the description of it basically sounding like a Turkish bath house was fascinating. The blood spitting thing was an interesting plan and I'm looking forward to seeing how Bobbi deals with the gnoll while only having 1 hit point and no armour, the axe being behind the gnoll could be an issue.

So Mandy has gone to sell some stuff and get mercenaries to come help deal with the gnolls, sounds like a solid plan, should be good to watch how that pans out. Would it be fair to say that time is running at a slightly different pace for Mandy compared to the other groups so that she still gets to play during that session? Only I'm presuming it would take longer to ride back past Vornheim and on to two other towns/villages than to find the monastery and where ever the gnoll hideout is.

My favourite bit of the entire thing though is that Scottish bartender, that was some brilliant improv and I love how the bartender was cleaning a mug, all of my bartenders are cleaning a mug when my players meet them, except for one who was a villain, the guys automatically didn't trust him just because he wasn't cleaning a mug when they walked through the door. I also love Glenfiddich and Glenlivet although these days if I'm drinking spirits I have a thing for Cointreau, or Baileys.
 

TwistedEllipses

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KEM10 said:
I love the accents. I think that shop keep wins the best NPC award for the year.
It reminded me of the voice of the gargoyles in Fable 2 (Scottish sliding a bit into Irish)

Definitely the best NPC dialogue of the game so far...
 

Mumorpuger

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Haha... A dog showed up, and now I have a thirst for a good single malt. This was a good one.
 

spookydom

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Sister Agraxia, she was once my fave npc in this show. Now there is a new champion! That whole tavern keeper section was so frikin' histerical I almost soiled my armour;) Also we have known Satines character was a spy for a while now.....But an assasin as well? Why do none of the other characters seem to give to a crap? I also spend most of my life on the run from spys and assasins. I mostly hide in wardrobes or behind cars or under shoes....ummmm..? Anyway, after a while of beeing under constant attack you get complacent. Maybe thats what is going on here? (P.S I made that bit up about beeing under constant attack, that has never hapened) There definatly seems like there is more to come from this story arc and it should make for interesting viewing to be sure. And finally "We have glass windows now!...Used to just be paper!" Absolute classic!
 

Zechnophobe

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"We have glass now!" Another great moment. I was really surprised at how much Zak got into that character. Good NPC playing is the real skill of many GMs.

Mmm, I think a lol is also deserved for "I Prefer Female companions."
 

trooper6

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Alrighty!

I'm not sure if this is copacetic...since the award is for Most Valuable *Player*....but nonetheless...here it is!

MVP: Zak!!!! Not only for the Scottish Innkeeper, but also for the mute lady at the temple. (though...MM comes in a really really close second for her brilliant plan!)
 

Lullabye

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Last time my DM made me barter with annoying towns people, I had to roll concentration checks on my lyncathropy so I wouldn't flip out and murder them all.....
Also, I always find the easiest way to find some good fighters in a town is to start a killing spree.
then enchant them when they show up:p
 

rddj623

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I really liked this episode, so much amazingness. Everyone had a shining moment in this one. From Connie holding her bag over her head in the bath, to spitting blood as shackle lubricant, it was all role playing gold! For the record I prefer Glen Fidditch.