I just invented THE GREATEST THING IN ALL OF YOUR DAILY LIFE

[Ferisar]

So, I'm downstairs, and I'm all athought about what I want to grab for a snack. I was feeling like peauntbutter, but thought it didn't quite dry my mouth out enough.

So I make my two bread pieces spread with PB, looking at them with contemplation, when it suddenly hits me

I slap some honey-nut cheerios on both of those bad boys, stacking them, and eat that shit up.

I don't regret it.

...

Guess you should talk about what you invent in your kitchen with random food products. (And not laugh at me, definitely not laugh at me)

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Well, 'THE GREATEST THING IN ALL MY DAILY LIFE' just made my throat close up and suffocated me.

I hope you're happy!

Edit: During a fridge clear-out transitional period, when my snack options were limited, I did once make an extra-mature cheddar and Heinz Tomato Ketchup sandwich.

Have never looked back.

 

[Euryalus]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I sometimes make white rice with taco sauce or scrambled eggs with hot sauce, ham, and jalapeños cooked in. They're both delicious

Though that's not exactly weird food is it? :/

Chicken Nuggets on a BBQ.

Do it, you can thank me later.

Chicken nuggets made from raw barbecued chicken, or frozen chicken nuggets heated on a barbecue?.... Or just chicken nuggets in barbecue sauce?

 

[Euryalus]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I sometimes make white rice with taco sauce or scrambled eggs with hot sauce, ham, and jalapeños cooked in. They're both delicious

Though that's not exactly weird food is it? :/

Chicken Nuggets on a BBQ.

Do it, you can thank me later.

Chicken nuggets made from raw barbecued chicken, or frozen chicken nuggets heated on a barbecue?.... Or just chicken nuggets in barbecue sauce?

Frozen Nuggets on a BBQ.

Does it just give them the "grilled" taste then? I'd imagine any form of cooking them is better than the microwave I use. They just get soggy XD

 

[Melon Hunter]

My cousin once introduced my to the wonderful sandwich filling that is ham and salad cream. Holy balls. It shouldn't work. It couldn't work. You know it's wrong even as you make it. But it's so good.

If this is being wrong about a sandwich, I don't want to be right.

[sub][sub][sub]OK, maybe not that good, but it's pretty awesome[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Samantha Burt]

First, a little pre-amble:

I don't socialise often, I make few friends and speak to people very little. However I decided once, to throw a party at my house, since my parents were abroad. It wasn't going to be big; just a few friends, some snacks and a couple movies or something, but it was the first time I'd attempted such in about 5 years, so I went out and bought about £20 of snacks, just to be sure.

However, no-one showed up. Not a soul. So I ate everything I had bought, which included doritos and salsa. However, there was too much dip, and I ran out of crisps. Naturally, I turned to the next solid food item available: a packet of chocolate chip cookies.

So yeah. Cookies and salsa. It's actually delicious, apparently. xD

 

[Baneat]

First, a little pre-amble:

I don't socialise often, I make few friends and speak to people very little. However I decided once, to throw a party at my house, since my parents were abroad. It wasn't going to be big; just a few friends, some snacks and a couple movies or something, but it was the first time I'd attempted such in about 5 years, so I went out and bought about £20 of snacks, just to be sure.

However, no-one showed up. Not a soul. So I ate everything I had bought, which included doritos and salsa. However, there was too much dip, and I ran out of crisps. Naturally, I turned to the next solid food item available: a packet of chocolate chip cookies.

So yeah. Cookies and salsa. It's actually delicious, apparently. xD

I don't know whether to cry or throw up

 

[NightmareWarden]

First, a little pre-amble:

I don't socialise often, I make few friends and speak to people very little. However I decided once, to throw a party at my house, since my parents were abroad. It wasn't going to be big; just a few friends, some snacks and a couple movies or something, but it was the first time I'd attempted such in about 5 years, so I went out and bought about £20 of snacks, just to be sure.

However, no-one showed up. Not a soul. So I ate everything I had bought, which included doritos and salsa. However, there was too much dip, and I ran out of crisps. Naturally, I turned to the next solid food item available: a packet of chocolate chip cookies.

So yeah. Cookies and salsa. It's actually delicious, apparently. xD

I don't know whether to cry or throw up

If you're having that much trouble choosing then why don't you just duplicate Samantha Burt's reaction: diarrhea.

On topic: Since I'm not that creative, I'll add one of my favorite creations. I like my pasta with tomato and chili sauce.

 

[Baneat]

First, a little pre-amble:

I don't socialise often, I make few friends and speak to people very little. However I decided once, to throw a party at my house, since my parents were abroad. It wasn't going to be big; just a few friends, some snacks and a couple movies or something, but it was the first time I'd attempted such in about 5 years, so I went out and bought about £20 of snacks, just to be sure.

However, no-one showed up. Not a soul. So I ate everything I had bought, which included doritos and salsa. However, there was too much dip, and I ran out of crisps. Naturally, I turned to the next solid food item available: a packet of chocolate chip cookies.

So yeah. Cookies and salsa. It's actually delicious, apparently. xD

I don't know whether to cry or throw up

If you're having that much trouble choosing then why don't you just duplicate Samantha Burt's reaction: diarrhea.

On topic: Since I'm not that creative, I'll add one of my favorite creations. I like my pasta with tomato and chili sauce.

20 quid's worth of snacks would give even me diarrhea and my digestion's pretty robust.

 

[Little Woodsman]

Cupcakes with hot sauce.

What? It's GOOD!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Anchovies on my hotdogs. Not all the time but sometimes. It's a pretty unique combination of tastes.

 

[madwarper]

The next time you make a pizza, use sriracha instead of tomato sauce. You're welcome.

 

[waj9876]

Cut a biscuit in half, tear a strip of bacon in half, put both halves inside biscuit in X formation.

Dip new delicious bacon biscuit sandwich in gravy made from bacon grease. Top it all off with Dr. Pepper to drink.

Put hot pastry of your choice to the side.


I call this "Perfect Breakfast."

 

[IrenIvy]

Green salad (tomato, radish, green onions, feta cheese, croutons, pickles) + sliced cold ham and touch of vinegar
My most favorite salad ever

 

[acewolf1569]

The next time you make a pizza, use sriracha instead of tomato sauce. You're welcome.

THIS. Sriracha+Pizza= best thing ever. I don't even like pizza but I love it.