I grew up in the era of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and being one of the star struck kids that absolutely loved the turtles (and still do, obviously) I wanted to do things like them. One particular thing was experiment with pizzas and toppings, so one night I decided it'd be a great idea to finally find out what one pizza in particular was like. For your own sake, don't ever do what I did.
I did up my pizza, waited for it to cool a bit, and then made my fatal error; I mimicked the turtles. I put peanut butter on my pizza. That night I learned a valuable lesson - Never let the Ninja Turtles guide you in the culinary arts.