i need a good comeback

[paralost]

so here's the story, a few days ago i got into an argument with some classmates about which gaming system is better PS3 or Xbox 360. well it went more from being a argument to fanatical fanboyism. pretty much because i wouldn't say that trading in my 360 with all my games for a PS3 and God of War 3 was a better deal my douche-bag classmate called me fanboy and a "X-bot". it didn't matter that i really don't give a fuck about PS3 or Xbox 360, that i just like my 360 better; nope apparently I am a "X-bot" because i don't agree with him. so if anyone has a good comeback for him and his PS3 i would love to hear it. thanks

 

[BlindMessiah94]

It's your fault for starting a VS thread in real life.
I suggest you get over it and don't talk to the real life troll.

 

[Dublin Solo]

Do you really think it will help the discussion? Using the same weapons he used against you? More than 30 years of life has showed me that it pretty much never works. Especially against fanatic beliefs.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

"I can't continue this conversation right now, I have to go F*** your mother in the ass."

I'm a fan of yo momma jokes.

 

[Chipperz]

Laugh in their face then walk off, shaking your head patronisingly?

It's what I do. Works really well, too.

 

[Dublin Solo]

It's your fault for starting a VS thread in real life.
I suggest you get over it and don't talk to the real life troll.

what the fuck are you talking about I'm not asking people what they think about the argument just what is a good snappy comeback because this topic will probably come up again. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT PS3 OR XBOX 360.

Wow... The last sentence pretty much sums up the whole thing. Why don't you shout that in your friend's face? It sounds like something that could fit your style.

 

[Archereus]

It was once said a long time ago. "A big man can win a fight, but it takes a bigger man to walk away from one" you will know what to do son, you will know what to do.

 

[reg42]

Every time he talks, interrupt him with one of the following:
- Talk gibberish through out his entire arguement, and when he finishes ask him to repeat himself
- Every time he talks say "Quiet now, the grown ups are talking" and talk to someone else
- Call him a fanboy and walk away
- Walk away while he is in the middle of an arguement

You may notice that all of the above are very immature; that is because this type of person is immature in themselves, so I see no reason to make perfectly decent arguements to someone who insults you because of the gaming console you own.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

It's your fault for starting a VS thread in real life.
I suggest you get over it and don't talk to the real life troll.

what the fuck are you talking about I'm not asking people what they think about the argument just what is a good snappy comeback because this topic will probably come up again. I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT PS3 OR XBOX 360.

It depends on what you care about whether people will or will not reply to this thread. I won't for 2 reasons.
1. You're the one who is biased towards XBOX360 and started the fanboy wars.
2. You're acting like an asshole in this thread.

Yeah, there was no need for that rudeness. I was merely pointing out that arguing with a troll will get you nowhere...which I understand now is ironic of me to say. I'm done with this thread.

 

[Threx]

Comeback... really your using the Escapist for comebacks? What has the world come to.

OT: Who cares what he thinks or what we think everyone is entitled to there own opinion which I'm sure as already been mentioned. So to end that argument once and for all just tell him he's right.

 

[Caligulove]

turn the whole thing into a joke.

like walk away, doing the robot and making a beep-boop sound.

Or focus your attention on more important thing instead of this person, whose opinion doesnt matter

 

[Abengoshis]

"Oh grow up", you say, walking straight past him, not making eye contact. Just ignore everything he says and he'll eventually ignore you. It'll show how mature you are compared to him.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

Who cares. He called you an xbot, you shouldn't care. Certainly not enough to go back to him with a come back that you spend days brooding over. Come back should have been on the spot or not at all.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Say the PC is the best console!(or the Wii, which you prefer)
There's and old saying in my country:"When two fight, the third wins."

 

[Urgh76]

say, "Amazingly enough, i dont give a shit"

 

[Bladecatcher]

I say totally blindside him. Tell him, "why would I want a PS3? I already have a PS1, which easily has more games that are better that God of War 3 than there are actual games for the PS3."
Or, I've always found that the line "I have better things to do than play video games" usually works. Of course it's a lie, but who cares?