I sentence you

[Shadyside]

Come up with cruel, unusual, and humiliating punishments to the poster above you.

I sentence the escapist to always have financial difficulties and be an empty husk of its former self.

 

[Neuromancer]

I sentence you to boredom.

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to the death penalty.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

I sentence you to only being able to post in Current Events.

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to vote for Donald Trump.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

He ain't on any Canadian ballot.

I sentence you to learn geography.

 

[SilentPony]

I sentence you to be Ivanka Trump on her 16th Birthday and Daddy has called you into the parlor for a private "conversation".

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to get an American citizenship so you will be forced to vote for Donald Trump.

 

[JoJo]

I sentence you to wear the V1 banned avatar for eternity.

 

[Xprimentyl]

I sentence you to moderate this forum.

 

[Neuromancer]

I sentence you to having to moderate the Current Events for the rest of eternity.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

I sentence you to be the editor for Disorder Reviews for all time.

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to get the chinese virus and infect those you care about.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

I sentence you to no longer make forum games.

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to become a trap.

 

[Neuromancer]

I sentence you to thinking before posting.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

I sentence you to posting before thinking.

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to use imaginary pronouns.

 

[Neuromancer]

I sentence you to turn Current Events into Forum Games

 

[Shadyside]

I sentence you to become an hero.