I wish I could...

[The_ModeRazor]

I wish I had a super delicious cookie right now.

 

[Jedamethis]

I wish I was God.....or at leat had Godlike powers
specifically telekinesis and time control

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

Do I get a cookie for the reference?

Yes but only if you guess it correctly first time

Well I'm not sure....but I heard it on The Simpsons where Homer makes a time machine out of a toaster and steps on a fish in the past, altering the present
methinks the cookie is mine

Edit: The episode is 1F04

 

[Spitfire175]

I wish I could smack some sense into everyone on this palnet.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Have you ever had a really weird thought, where you thought "I wish I could [Blank]?"
Fill in the blank.
I just had a random brainwave. Basically, I have a really bad cold, and have found that drinking tea gets rid of the flem in my mouth. So I was thinking "I wish I could drink tea through my nose!"
The blank can literally be anything!

I wish I could rmemeber what the fuck I came here for...

OH YEAH! I came here to wish for a cure to can-ah fuck....

 

[WhiteTiger225]

I wish I were a horse?

Or I wish I could shoot Pikmin out from under my fingernails.. Yeah..
That has to be the strangest one I've had...

If it weren't for that horse.. I wouldn't have spent that year in college..

 

[IxionIndustries]

I wish I were a horse?

Or I wish I could shoot Pikmin out from under my fingernails.. Yeah..
That has to be the strangest one I've had...

If it weren't for that horse.. I wouldn't have spent that year in college..

And so the left side of the brain looks at the right side of the brain and says, "It's dark in here.. And we may die.."

 

[WhiteTiger225]

I wish I were a horse?

Or I wish I could shoot Pikmin out from under my fingernails.. Yeah..
That has to be the strangest one I've had...

If it weren't for that horse.. I wouldn't have spent that year in college..

And so the left side of the brain looks at the right side of the brain and says, "It's dark in here.. And we may die.."

And then the find you dead on the toilet from an anurism!

 

[RanD00M]

I'd wish I could get a girlfriend. *Cries over lenely-ness*

Your not Alone*Cries with*.

I wish she would like as more then a friend.

 

[UAProxy]

I wish I could wish upon a star. Much more dramatic/romantic than typing it to some wish-granting engine on the net.

 

[SteakHeart]

I wish I could go inside games, books, the internet, TV, and movies. Think about it. Any place I wanted to go, I could. And in games- IMMORTALITY! I just re-spawn at a certain check-point.

Two Words.

Soul Calibur.

Another 2 words.

Hell. Yes.

2 more.

Keep. Dreaming.

(Wet dreams I assume.)

 

[The Rockerfly]

I wish I was God.....or at leat had Godlike powers
specifically telekinesis and time control

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

Do I get a cookie for the reference?

Yes but only if you guess it correctly first time

Well I'm not sure....but I heard it on The Simpsons where Homer makes a time machine out of a toaster and steps on a fish in the past, altering the present
methinks the cookie is mine

Edit: The episode is 1F04

I actually only wanted the Halloween special but I will check wikipedia to see if you are right
...
...
You are sir, you win a huge cookie

Congratulations sir

 

[Jedamethis]

I wish I was God.....or at leat had Godlike powers
specifically telekinesis and time control

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

Do I get a cookie for the reference?

Yes but only if you guess it correctly first time

Well I'm not sure....but I heard it on The Simpsons where Homer makes a time machine out of a toaster and steps on a fish in the past, altering the present
methinks the cookie is mine

Edit: The episode is 1F04

I actually only wanted the Halloween special but I will check wikipedia to see if you are right
...
...
You are sir, you win a huge cookie
-snip-
Congratulations sir

urgh.....so big

Spoiler: I've managed to dent it...

 

[Davey Woo]

I wish I could play the guitar.
I wish I could sort out my computer so it actually WORKS.

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Hitman 43]

Control Time.

 

[The Rockerfly]

urgh.....so big

Spoiler: I've managed to dent it...

Save your spoils for another day sir, you've earned it

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I wish I had a super delicious cookie right now.

I wish I had a super delicious chocolate chip muffin right now...I wish the shops were still open. :'(

 

[brutus3933]

I wish I could have all of the powers of Dr. Manhattan without having to be emotionally and mentally detached/unstable.

 

[reiem531]

I wish I could eat a sammich right now

 

[electric_warrior]

I wish I was God.....or at leat had Godlike powers
specifically telekinesis and time control

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

Do I get a cookie for the reference?

Yes but only if you guess it correctly first time

it's from a simpsons halloween episode, can i also have a cookie?

Since there is a competition for the cookie, which halloween episode?

first section is the shinning, the shining spoof
the second section, where the quote is from, us when homer makes a time machine with a toaster
the third section is where the teachers become cannibals
then fog turns everyone turns everyone inside out, and they dance and sing through the credits