I would like to propose...

[Colodomoko]

Edit: You're all better off just skipping the OP entirely since I botched up the question I was asking. Just go on ahead and read through the rest of the thread if you want to see the well put together arguments everyone's made so far. They are surprisingly mostly right, well at least from my perspective, you may have different opinions so feel free to discuss them.

I know that this thread won't be seen by everyone, but I just want to see if I can try to establish a middle ground by asking one question. Can/will we all admit that everybody is a bisexual? To put it simply, no matter who you are, any kind of sexual activity can and will get you off, even if your too shy to admit it, which I can understand, but if everybody admits to being bisexual then nobody would have to hide it.

Edit: I'm not talking about bisexuality in terms that we are all the same or necessarily attracted to everyone we see, but simply that it is impossible not to get turned on by someone doing something that would be considered sexy.

Edit: For sanity's sake let's just focus on people getting turned on by just your basic sex, not fetishes (That's a whole other discussion entirely). Although I will admit you all make pretty good arguments.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bisexuality suggest that everyone has sex with anyone, regardless of gender.

Sorry to tell you this, but I'm not big[footnote]See what I did there?[/footnote] on having sex with guys.

Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a handsome man when I see one

He's so dreamy...

[sub]Inb4 Matthew replacing my image with Lando.[/sub]

 

[hazabaza1]

I think that there was a report somewhere proving that pretty much everyone was at least a little bit bi, with a rare few being full straight or full gay.
Can't remember where I heard it, it could all be bullshit, but, eh.

Personally? I'll stay calling myself straight. My dick doesn't change much when it sees other dicks so it's simpler to just say straight.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bisexuality suggest that everyone has sex with anyone, regardless of gender.

Sorry to tell you this, but I'm not big on having sex with guys.

What about old spice guy? Would you two just look at each other with manly stares?

Look at those chocolaty eyes...

Wow. I edit my post and you go an do that.

That's hilarious

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Bisexuality suggest that everyone has sex with anyone, regardless of gender.

Sorry to tell you this, but I'm not big on having sex with guys.

What about old spice guy? Would you two just look at each other with manly stares?

Look at those chocolaty eyes...

Wow. I edit my post and you go an do that.

That's hilarious

Now that your edit mentions it, we can't have Old Spice Guy without some LANDO!

mfw

Who's awesome?

We're awesome

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Technically, most are a little bit bi. A few are fully straight, and even fewer are fully gay.

I wouldn't call myself bisexual, however, as that simply isn't descriptive.

 

[tippy2k2]

What? No, that is just about the silliest thing that I have ever heard of in my life (and there have been some pretty silly things said on The Escapist).

And no, any kind of sexual activity does not get everyone off. I would just find it uncomfortable if I watched two dudes going at it online, not arousing.

However, I do have no problem in saying that a man can be attractive.

Great lookin fella? Yup.
Would I want him to be the gate and I'll be the battering ram with him? Nope, not even a little bit.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Shine on, you magnificently crazy diamond.

Shine on.

 

[Colodomoko]

What? No, that is just about the silliest thing that I have ever heard of in my life (and there have been some pretty silly things said on The Escapist).

And no, any kind of sexual activity does not get everyone off. I would just find it uncomfortable if I watched two dudes going at it online, not arousing.

However, I do have no problem in saying that a man can be attractive.

I kind of think being aroused/uncomfortable are the same thing though, except one means your in the mood and the other means your not in the mood.

 

[tippy2k2]

I kind of think being aroused/uncomfortable are the same thing though, except one means your in the mood and the other means your not in the mood.

You can "interpret" how I feel as much as you want, that doesn't make it true. Having sex with a dude does nothing for me. It's fine if that's your thing but it's not mine.

Or you know, maybe you're right. I'm actually a bi-sexual who is just never ever ever ever ever ever in the mood to get porked (or do the porking) by a dude.

 

[Colodomoko]

You can "interpret" how I feel as much as you want, that doesn't make it true. Having sex with a dude does nothing for me. It's fine if that's your thing but it's not mine.

Or you know, maybe you're right. I'm actually a bi-sexual who is just never ever ever ever ever ever in the mood to get porked (or do the porking) by a dude.

Yeah, sorry dude. It's kind of hard working with a thread topic that has to do with emotions since there is so little information on emotions to begin with. I hope I didn't do anything to offend you though, was just trying to understand how people interpret things better.

 

[Colodomoko]

Btw, there's nothing special about 'middle ground'. I tend to see people use it when their ideas are so baseless they can't work on their own merit and have to go off some illogical idea that the middle ground is ideal.

Also btw, you totally said people get off on being raped when you said that any kind of sexual activity can and will get you off. You might want to consider what the hell you're saying before you say it. I think that phrase alone is emblematic of the amount of thought you put into this and considering what other people would want.

I apologize, I tend to be vague when I write stuff, hoping to improve on that in the future.

 

[Jonluw]

No thanks.
I think that would be very misleading. I'm afraid I might end up being solicited for sex by men and it would be really awkward when I turned them down.
"But aren't you a bisexual?"
"Well, yeah, but I don't like the cock."
"So you're biromantic, then?"
"No, I like the women."
"...But you're bi..."
"Yeah."
"So you like both?"
"Nope. Not a big fan of cock."
"But you're bi."
"Ayup."
"Surely you must be able to recognize some men as handsome or attractive to call yourself bi?"
"Well, as I'm sure you will agree, considering that you're propositioning me, I am fairly stunning... [http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/1087535149_PNScU-L.jpg]"
"You're only autosexual...?"
"What? No, I don't fuck cars! How would you even do that? I mean... the tailpipe would scratch everything up and... *shiver*"
"No. 'Autosexual'. Sex with yourself. Having the hots for yourself."
"But I can't stick my dick in myself... Unless... I guess I could try to bend my dick back to my asshole..."
"If you could do that you'd be in pornos."
"Yeah. *zips pants back up* My dick might be impressive, but not that impressive apparently."
"So you're not autosexual?"
"No sir."
"You're bisexual?"
"Yeppers."
"Would you like to come back to my place then?"
"I've already told you: I don't want to touch your dick, damnit."
"You don't have to be the pitcher you know. You don't have to touch any dick at all."
"I'm not interested in having you touch my dick either!"

etc. etc.

 

[Rawne1980]

It's pretty safe to say that in 32 years i've never fantasised about another mans penis.

The only people I have slept with have been female.

Also pretty sure that if I was watching another bloke fucking my wife the very last thing I would be is turned on.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I can't say I'm bisexual but that's mainly because I think sex is kind of icky 100% of the time. It doesn't matter who's involved, I want nothing to do with sex. Yes, I know it feels good from the limited experience I've had with it but the ickiness and sliminess that comes with it just does nothing at all for me.

That being said, I can appreciate 'sexiness' on a person by person basis. Chris Hemsworth, Alan Rickman, Amanda Seyfried, Sarah Brightman...all sexy people.