Ideas for New Weapons

[Avatar Roku]

A gun that launches a cow...Now That's Udder-Ly Fatal

I hope you realize that we have to kill you for that pun.

Nothing would make me happier than to put me out of my moo-sery.

Now, I'll have to make it painful...then res you, then kill you again. You just don't make puns like that.

 

[henrebotha]

Sand-blaster gun, firing a high speed stream of sand, rather like a flame-thrower. Most painful death ever devised by man.

Jesus Christ, cool idea though.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

A giant hammer with mines strapped to it.

 

[Agayek]

My best idea is a shotgun that, instead of shot, fires millions of nanobots programmed to rearrange the molecular structure of whatever it hits. You hit someone with it, and over the course of the next several seconds, they are converted into a chicken.

 

[Tomw1812]

There's always the ninja firing rocket launcher
and one that causes people to collaspe in on themselves
how about one that causes peoples ass and head to swap locations
or maybe even an mp3 machinegun

 

[Roamin11]

A uber Micro nuke, is the size of a marble and has the same damage as a regular a nuclear war head just scaled down. Able to be shot from a paintball gun or a sling shot or put in someone?s pocket and have it timed to go off.

 

[BlackJack47]

A gun that launches a cow...Now That's Udder-Ly Fatal

I hope you realize that we have to kill you for that pun.

Nothing would make me happier than to put me out of my moo-sery.

Now, I'll have to make it painful...then res you, then kill you again. You just don't make puns like that.

Your right i shouldn't milk it =]

 

[heartshooter]

a gun that's also a sword that shoots guns which are swords which launches suicide bombers.

 

[bodyklok]

Something that shoots these.

At the same time. In every direction.

 

[Snieeke]

The Hanson crossbow. When the arrow is lodged in flesh a mp3 in the arrowhead starts looping "mmmbop" inside the victims body, making the it impossible for the hunted person to hide from the crossbow wielder while also giving the victim grave mental injuries

Respect to anyone who knows what game this was modded for ^_-

 

[Avatar Roku]

A gun that launches a cow...Now That's Udder-Ly Fatal

I hope you realize that we have to kill you for that pun.

Nothing would make me happier than to put me out of my moo-sery.

Now, I'll have to make it painful...then res you, then kill you again. You just don't make puns like that.

Your right i shouldn't milk it =]

*puts gun between my teeth*

*glares*
*pulls trigger*

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

A gun that shoots Chainsaws.

Like this?

 

[Hazy]

A gun that shoots Chainsaws.

Like this?

YES! Oh dear lord, Yes! Did you draw that?

 

[Flock]

I want a mini-gun that shoots golden machine guns that shoot chainsaws.

 

[Stevato]

A sniper rifle...

with a flamethrower attachment

Excellent for short range fights or if you really want to blow your cover in style

 

[DarkMessiah]

Post your very own original idea for a weapon you would like to see appear in a video game, and it does not have to make sense.

I would like to see a gun that shoots large carnivorous animals (preferably tigers)

The Shark Gun in Armed and Dangerous

 

[Cabisco]

Would a turbo charged drink dispenser count, i like the idea of killing someone buy putting 99p in a machine and watching a coke can hurdle at their face.

Though if a game would just make that gun in The Fifth Element I'd be happy. Must include the little red button...

 

[Marshmallow]

Jizzgun. Oh wait...

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

A gun that shoots Chainsaws.

Like this?

YES! Oh dear lord, Yes! Did you draw that?

I wish. It pops up on the internet every once in a while.

 

[TheSentinel]

A tomahawk. THAT IS ON FIRE.

No, that's stupid. It would burn you too.

A special set of bagpipes which makes the targets head explode.

No, wait, those are normal bagpipes.

I've got it! A helicopter that has a laser projector on the blades, which fires medium-range lasers straight outwards.

No, that's stupid, too.

This is hard.