If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

The Lunatic · Nov 23, 2014

Oh no. Quick! Take the crossword!

I'll just be running over here!

Headsprouter · Nov 23, 2014

...

...Sorry, I was expecting you to sing a carol or something.

Rabbitboy · Nov 23, 2014

Mister why do you have such large teeth?

Drake the Dragonheart · Nov 23, 2014

What's with the baloon?

Elfgore · Nov 24, 2014

A dragon? Well that's not right.

Barbas · Nov 24, 2014

There's too many of you boys...

TheRiddler · Nov 24, 2014

This is the darkest timeline. God help us.

Headsprouter · Nov 24, 2014

I didn't order a magician.

RedDeadFred · Nov 25, 2014

WTF is that?! *Slams door and calls 911*

Headsprouter · Nov 26, 2014

Wanna see a magical magic trick?

FliedLiverAttack · Nov 26, 2014

*To the panic Vault* Nope nope nope nope nope I've seen enough Hentai to see where this is headed.

Barbas · Nov 26, 2014

Ah, yes, I see. Wut?

Elfgore · Nov 26, 2014

Look at the cute little Pikachu with his little mustache and goatee!

Headsprouter · Nov 27, 2014

It appears I have encountered a time paradox!

Barbas · Nov 27, 2014

Oh no, señor, there is no Dave here.

EilaliE · Nov 27, 2014

Why, hello there *brings out a Poké Ball*.

Rabbitboy · Nov 27, 2014

Are you one of them Jehovahs?

Barbas · Nov 27, 2014

Awww, have you lost your mom- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

Headsprouter · Nov 27, 2014

I like you in this chubby form.

Barbas · Nov 28, 2014

I like the slippiness of your thlabber.