If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Kollega]

Pretty easy. What would be your reaction? Or first impression, if you don't know him/her/it/them? Amazement? Iddiference? Murder?

If someone wants to do small talk with above user's avatar, please quote the one whose avatar you're "small-talking" to.

 

[Vrex360]

Well I don't know what your avatar is so it would be very awkward.
I would compliment your hat though.

 

[Ren3004]

He would kill me with an energy sword and take over my house.

 

[Kollega]

Hey, it's Joker! Why so serious, chum?

 

[Ren3004]

I'd ask him why he's holding my phone.

 

[Kollega]

I'd ask him why he's holding my phone.

Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this phone reciever disappear.

 

[Ren3004]

I'd ask him why he's holding my phone.

Wanna see a magic trick? I'm gonna make this phone reciever disappear.

Oh, I love magic tricks!

 

[Kollega]

Oh, I love magic tricks!

Alright then.

Alakazam! *turns phone reciever into fine cheese*
*Om nom nom*

There, no more phone reciever!

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, I love magic tricks!

Alright then.

Alakazam! *turns phone reciever into fine cheese*
*Om nom nom*

There, no more phone reciever!

Very nice! Now do you want to see my pencil trick? *grabs pencil and bits of meat*

 

[Kollega]

Very nice! Now do you want to see my pencil trick? *grabs pencil and bits of meat*

No thanks, i think - insist, even - that we're done here.

*runs away*

 

[Ren3004]

Very nice! Now do you want to see my pencil trick? *grabs pencil and bits of meat*

No thanks, i think - insist, even - that we're done here.

*runs away*

Oh... =( You've made the clown sad... *makes a kebab with the pencil and the meat*

 

[Julianking93]

Greet him with a knife to the chest.

 

[Vrex360]

Oh look a human child, your life shall be spared from the invasion but you shall live out the rest of your days as a slave in our off world mines.

 

[Kollega]

Hail, majestic Arbiter! Welcome to our humble planet! Come in - i have some tea right over there. You don't have any Weaksauce Weaknesses, do you?

 

[Vrex360]

O___________O

Wipe the smile off your face and then we'll talk.

 

[Vrex360]

Indeed the invasion has begun, now if you want to live little goat I recommend you start eating sandwiches and move to the moon with all the other animals.

P.S funny coincidence, my sister's name is Sarah.

 

[Discord]

I did'nt know I lived in space...

And where the hell is my sandwi.....?


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