If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd shut the door in his face. He's letting in all the hamsters! D:

 

[Wackymon]

Sorry, these are my Pokemon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Raise him well.

 

[neoontime]

Oh boy, four things to cut up!
[HEADING=2]*slice* *slice* *slice*[/HEADING]
Now for the othe- Zapdos Oh SHI!!!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Excellent, you brought a knife, you can help me prepare dinner

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I think we should both run now Kitsune...

 

[neoontime]

Run? You know there's no option for that in this thread Redlin.

[HEADING=2]*slice* *slice*[/HEADING]

KEKEKEKE

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Don't mean to be rude, but I'm just going to lock my door, if you can wait outside for the police to arrest you, that would be great

 

[neoontime]

Oh but you are being rude. Come on Kitsune, my flick-bade hasn't had a chance to taste your sweet red wine yet.
Open *Kicks door* The *Kicks again* Door *Kicks* PLEASE! *SLICES LOCK*

Aww, that's better. Mind if my flick-blade and I have a drink.

[HEADING=2]*Slice*[/HEADING]


KEKEKEKE

 

[Neuromancer]

LOOK OUT FOR FALLING BRICKS!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Well long time no see, what nefarious schemes have you been up to?

 

[Barbas]

This is entrapment.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Where's your owner?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I have a feeling it's going to get crowded here

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Panic! AUUUUUGH

 

[TheCommanders]

Scratch my head at the strange flashing square with pictures on it, the souls within forever trapped in an infinite loop.

 

[Teoes]

Sweet merciful Allah he's found out where I live.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Oh, hello. Here's the stuff I need delivered. If push comes to shove, this place doesn't even exist....

 

[Barbas]

Unless you have several hundred dollars, this is not a sex dungeon.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

A doggy? I'd welcome it in, of course. I would name it Kibbles, and it would be my new partner in crime.