If Anime Cliches Happened In The Real World

[Terramax]

OK guys, for laughs, lets just imagine all the cliches and stereotypes in anime, and anime games, happened in real life. Lets list what the world would be like.

I'll start:

1.) In the real world, people would greet one another by clumsily falling on top of members of the opposite sex, and talking on the ground for at least 2 minutes before standing up. This is especially the case if the the people in question are childhood friends.

If they're not childhood friends, there is a high probability you will end up in a romantic relationship with them later in your life/ adventure.

2.) When fighting members of an opposite army, people ALWAYS wait patiently as the enemy transforms into their special uniform/ superpowers.

3.) Whenever anything remotely happens, people gasp dramatically. This causes confusions as to whether people are either excited, injured, or copulating.

Alright, GO!

 

[Amethyst Wind]

1) Massive dehydration epidemics hit as sweatdrops and manly tears abound.

2) The police are overworked from handling the amount of tweens and teens who take their toys way to seriously.

 

[Thedutchjelle]

Human blood is stored inside the body at 50 atmosphere. Papercuts will propel the entire bloodvolume out of the body within seconds.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Epic blood loss ensues as the nose of every man who becomes aroused explodes into a crimson stream.

 

[Toasty Virus]

Lots of kids would be hospitalised from attempting to go on adventures aged 15.

 

[Casual Shinji]

In the real world, people would greet one another by clumsily falling on top of members of the opposite sex, and talking on the ground for at least 2 minutes before standing up. This is especially the case if the the people in question are childhood friends.

You forgot the comical boob grab. "Oh no, I tripped - I have no choice but to latch on to your tits in order to break my fall."

- Women would be rated on how well they could cook.

- Romantic relationships between men and women would never develop beyond awkward sexual confusion and misunderstanding.

- All high schooler's parents would be either dead or abroad.

 

[Generalissimo]

any one male will have at least 5 females lusting after him at any one time

 

[Terramax]

any one male will have at least 5 females lusting after him at any one time

That doesn't happy to you guys anyway?

- Romantic relationships between men and women would never develop beyond awkward sexual confusion and misunderstanding.

- All high schooler's parents would be either dead or abroad.

Good ones!

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Every large breasted women will become a health and safety hazard to themselves and everyone around them due causing great strain on their bodies, and unrealistic breast physics slapping people in the face.

Also, high school students will be annoyed by the flood of lonely high school teacher with shitty love lives, who will constantly ***** and moan about it to their class.

Also, an increase in violent high school murders due to mentally unstable female students. Because of this, most male students are too afraid to be in a relationship in high school.

Also on the topic of high school students, various students, upon gaining otherworldly powers, use said powers to their advantage and wreak havoc across the globe. The military can not stop them. The world is now plunged into chaos.

An increase in incest, pedophilia, and homosexuality (mostly in women.)

Everyone will have a sudden extreme hatred for the English language.

Every cynical high school male student will come across a pushy, energetic female student who will force them into joining a club, and drag them into various hilarious situations every day.

People will fall on their heads every time someone says something stupid, causing great head trauma in more than one way.

Everyone has dramatic inner-monologue.

Women won't be able to shut the hell up during sex.

In fact, if we were to consider hentai cliches here as well, then the rape rate would be off the charts. No woman would be safe, and the world woud be full of evil, perverted douchebags with infinite stamina and semen, in addition to the superpower-ed teens destroying the world.

So yeah, the world is fucked, and we'd be living in an anipocalypse.

 

[Vegosiux]

Construction workers would have their hands full, what with Tokyo getting blown up, annihilated, sunken into the Sea of Japan, or otherwise demolished about 3.87 times daily. Then they finally say "You know what, fuck that!" and leave it in ruins.

 

[krazykidd]

Little children will be the most dangerous muderers on the planet, and carry weapons 1000 times their own weight .

Everyone over 60 will be a pervert .

The most popular highschool students will be the ones that got DD breast size at the age of 12 ... OH WAIT!

Every female student would be required to wear skirts short enough for everyone to get a peek at their panties at any given moment.

 

[Queen Michael]

People's hairdos would be fantastic.

Every time you said something stupid, somebody else would yell an explanation of why it's stupid.

 

[mitchell271]

Every high school will have a robotics club that makes mechs.
Every high school will have a fantastic light music club that it strangely unpopular.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

The thread title reminded me of this video


Anyway...

- Girls in love never do anything nice because they wanted to or anything like that, okay!?

- Everyone has a sibing they do not know about and meets them only at the most crucial of times.

 

[Generalissimo]

small towns always get mysteries, murders, some excuse for adventures. big cities are home to heartless jerks (more so than usual). also, the heros are the most quiet, withdrawn people.

 

[evilneko]

Ten year old girls will sexually harass their (male) teacher(s). Other ten year old girls will misinterpret the harassment as originating from the teacher, and kick said teacher in the balls.

 

[Sram]

When you get a cold you'll be bed-ridden for more than one day

You will often have a hard time do distinguish someones gender

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Anyone one with a pompadour with immediately be branded as a ruffian and be forced to learn to ride a motorcycle.

Nobody will ever really do any learning in school anymore. They will instead get involved in romance, adventures, mysteries, and club events.

Any woman has the right to assault any man without question.

Any man may sexually harass any female without legal repercussions. The female may assault them for this though.

All gay people are required to be wacky.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Most people will die of broken necks due to the strain of having a gigantic head. Also, their large eyes will absorb too much sunlight, causing them to go blind.

 

[Alhazred]

The military and police are completely useless; children and teenagers do everything important, usually in a ridiculously over-the-top manner. Pet dragons, giant robots and stupidly named magic will be involved.

Instead of conscripting these unique individuals, confiscating their awesome toys or dissecting them to find the source of their powers, the government is happy to let them remain at their local high school, getting beaten up by large-chested girls and eating pizza.