If Optimus Prime was a _______, he'd be Optimus _______

[SHIFTYMACO]

Pretty self explanatory.
A friend and I went crazy on Facebook doing this.
I would like to see if anyone can add some more.

If Optimus Prime was a rapper, he'd be Optimus Rhyme.

If Optimus Prime was a melody he'd be Optimus Chime.

If Optimus Prime was dirty, he'd be Optimus Grime.

If Optimus Prime was a herb he'd be Optimus thyme!

If Optimus Prime was a fruit, he'd be Optimus Lime.

If Optimus Prime was a Criminal he'd be Optimus crime!

If Optimus Prime was silent, he'd be Optimus Mime.

If Optimus Prime had a TV show it'll be called Optimus time!

If Optimus Prime was a Coin he'd be Optimus dime!

If Optimus Prime grabbed onto things, he'd be Optimus Climb!

If Optimus Prime was a Semi gelatanace substance he'd be Optimus slime!

If Optimus Prime was a filthy, cheap, AIDS-infested prostitute, he'd be Optimus LoveYouLongTime!

If Optimus Prime was a tree he'd be Optimus pine!

If Optimus Prime was possessive, he'd be Optimus Mine!

If Optimus Prime was a billboard he'd be Optimus Sign!

If Optimus Prime was a protein that catalyzed chemical reactions, he'd be Optimus Enzyme!

If Optimus Prime took you out to dinner, he'd be Optimus dine!

If Optimus Prime was a mathematical function of an angle, he'd be Optimus Sine!

If Optimus Prime was a speed camera, he'd be Optimus fine!

If Optimus Prime was filled with light, he'd be Optimus Shine!

If Optimus Prime was a river in Germany, he'd be Optimus Rhine.

If Optimus Prime was and alcoholic drink, he'd be Optimus wine!

If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

If Optimus was a crybaby he would be Optimus Whine!

If Optimus Prime was less than ten yet more than eight, he'd be Optimus Nine!"

If Optimus Prime turned into a Russian chopper, he'd be Optimus hind!

If Optimus Prime was an American fashion designer, he'd be Optimus Klein.

Sorry I don't know how to spoiler it

 

[Radoh]

Neat.
If Optimus Prime was a romantic, he'd be Optimus Valentine?

Edits: If Optimus Prime was a plant, he'd be Optimus Vine.
If Optimus Prime was citrus, he'd be Optimus Clementine.
If Optimus Prime was poor, he'd be Optimus Dime.
If Optimus Prime was recovering from cancer, it'd be Optimus Benign.

 

[JustJuust]

I find this thread to be radical

 

[darthzew]

If Optimus Prime was a narcissist, he'd be Optimus I'm.

Yeah, that's the best I got.

 

[spookydom]

If Optimus Prime was a Baked food with a pastry dough casing, He would be Optimus Pie.

 

[Chaos Switch]

If Optimus Prime was a preservative, he'd be Optimus Brine.

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

If Optimus Prime was magnificent, he'd be Optimus Sublime!

 

[spartan231490]

Obligatory: If Optimus Prime was a Badass, he'd be Optimus Badass.

 

[Dango]

If Optimus Prime were a chef, he'd be Optimus Thyme.

Spoiler: Semi-on-topic

It's rhyme time
Don't mess with the lime.
Cause I gotta dime
And I'm a mime.
I got a hangin' chime,
I'm ready to climb.
I ain't got no slime,
Cause that's a crime.
I'm Optimus Prime
And I'm covered in Grime.
I cook with spicy thyme,
And I love Aunt Jemim...a.
I listen to the band Sublime.
I'm excretin' enzymes.
I use the Australian cleaning product Scrime.
This ain't a pantamime,
It's a rhyme.

A poem/rap that a few friends and I wrote in 8th grade.

 

[Omey]

If Optimus Prime worked for the Fox news he'd be Optimus Malign

If Optimus Prime went psycho ,he'd be Optimus Columbine

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

If Optimus Prime was Einstein, he'd be Optimus Time!

Edit: If Optimus Prime was Time, he'd be Optimus Einstein.

 

[SHIFTYMACO]

LOL, half you guys didn't bother reading my ones and the other half don't rhyme.

 

[JustJuust]

If Optimus Prime was MC Hammer, it would be Optimus Time... that's all I can come up with

 

[AlohaJo]

If Optimus Prime was bitten by a tick, he'd be Optimus Lyme.

If Optimus Prime was salty, he'd be Optimus Brine.

If Optimus Prime was a cocaine addict, he'd be Optimus Line.

If Optimus Prime was a strict German, he'd be Optimus Nein!

That's all I can think of for now.

 

[Radoh]

LOL, half you guys didn't bother reading my ones and the other half don't rhyme.

But mine are good right?
RIGHT?

 

[Dalek Caan]

If Optimus was a wizard he'd be Optimus Grizwald.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

If Optimus Prime was an architect he'd be Optimus Design.

 

[johnzaku]

I Optimus Prime was an Xbox, He'd be Optimus Live =p

 

[TyrunnAlberyn]

If Optimus Prime was a pig, he'd be Optimus Swine.

 

[CplDustov]

If his hidden form was the public bus service in Leon, Mexico he'd be Optibus Prime.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optibus

Edit:

Pretty self explanatory.


If Optimus Prime was 2D, he'd be Optimus Line!

That would be 1D surely.