If the console wars was an actual war...

[F1REST0RM]

The Wii army would only be 5 man strong since the rest would be either to old or to young to recruit.

Reminded me of South Park, when all the elderly tried to take over the town and were defeated by the closing of the Country Kitchen Buffet...

The PC army would believe that they would win by default so none of them would show up.

Well played, good sir.

 

[F1REST0RM]

EDIT: Whoops, double posted...

 

[open trap]

m pretty pathetic. a large majority would start whining aboutshit and thinking they will be super sniper assassin ninjas. infact 1% will fight and kill the other 99% will be a bunch of whiny kid wanting his mommy because they have no mt dew. they would then be mowed down by the 1%. as i said, it would be sad

 

[Bassman_2]

360 - Army full of 12 year olds and frat guys and some others who all must pay in order to fight. Those malfunctioning weapons and tech don't pay for themselves ya know. Constant use of guerilla tactics and swearing.

PS3 - There wouldn't be any people fighting, just a couple of do-everything PS3s to fight. And these PS3s would be dressed so extravagently in the latest graphics. Only a few of the few robots could communicate due to few owning a mic. Speeches by leaders are always hilarious or odd.

Wii - Rough looking Miis with Rayman hands to punch the living daylights out of people. All soldiers join together in a parade and are specially trained in the art of archery, jet skis, and table tennis.

PC - Sends information among each other through Youtube. Controls the networking systems. Sit back as the watch the actual consoles wars among the others with the knowledge that the PC is not a console.

 

[sokka14]

the wii nation would rely so heavily on one or two people, when they die the wii nation would be fucked.

the xbox 360 nation would be a bunch of sado-masochists. bill gates would lead them into battle.

the PS3 nation would be constantly attempting occupation of the more powerful PS2's territory. they would care only about how attractive their army looked, and couldn't give a shit if they fight like pansies.

 

[lenneth]

The X box would be like cold war Russia big powerful but nevertheless a broken product

The PS3 is like USA inflated, expensive and a Juggernaut that doesn't actually achieve anything

The PC is like Europe a minor player but still acts like its the center of the universe

...and sega is a rotting corpse

And the Wii is the French

 

[Maelgwyn]

Y'know - none of them would win if it was an actual war.

That would involve exercise.

So maybe the Wii since they are kept fit?

 

[Twad]

If you include the DS, the Nintendo Team would win hands down just by having so many soldiers you dont enough ammo to kill them all.