If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?

viranimus

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Really? I thought it would be the zombified remains of Steve Jobs.


Not sure how you beat him, but I would imagine he is immune to flash based stunning, and you can only click either weapon 1 or weapon 2 during the fight.

Edit: before someone goes haywire, this is spoken out of appreciation for the man and the current halloween season we are entering, and what the man helped do for the proliferation of the internet. nothing more.
 

Ghaleon640

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To win the internet, I think you would have to face and defeat the entire internet population. However, because people are annonymous, you end up fighting the same people with multiple accounts for all eternity, challenging you to different tasks of different expertise.

But then eternity ends when the fat nyancat sings and it all comes down to a single showdown. Whoever can create the most internet 'stock' out of four pieces of paper, a broken pencil and a stick of prechewed gum within two minutes owns the interent simply because no one else thought it would work.
 

Photon987

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The Final Boss of the Internet, you ask?

A Grammar and Spelling Test.

Heaven or Hell, let's rock.
 

Leemaster777

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Chuck Norris with combustible lemons.

...okay, he'd only be the SUB boss. THIS is the real final boss:

 

Lug100

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surely Anonymous would be like the sub-bosses or minions as theres loads of them, thats kinda the point "we are legion" and all that, thus i propose that moot should be the final boss of the internet. aslo there would be no way to win, this is the internet arfterall, you cant beat the internet.
 

Deadpool062

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The embodiment of Rule 34. It would distract the crap out of you with pornographic images of your Childhood toys and friends!
 

Nokiro

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The final boss of the internet? Everyone should know who this is by now. It's 4chan and anonymous. Not that bullshit hacktivist "Anonymous" but the original anonymous, the community of 4chan. Also, bring back Snacks.

Edit: Alot of people seem to confuse "Anonymous" with anonymous which is why I made the distinction.
 

jaketaz

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It would be a virus that sends all the personal info you have stored on your hard drive to everyone in your email list.
 

zombiejoe

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Wushu Panda said:
zombiejoe said:
For someone to win the internet, what video/meme/entity would they need to face off against?

Have fun with this. It could be a picture, a character you think represents the internet, or anything.

For me, it would have to be the the cwckipedia (a wiki on chris chan). While there are more crazy stuff on the internet, the huge database is very interesting. It turns some guys sonic/pikachu hybrid comic into a drama, involving his life, his comic, his enemies, and many other things.

I consider myself bit of an expert on the guy after being on that website for so long. (smug!)

But I guess the more logical choice would need to be Anonymous
I like how you think.

In my opinion Anonymous would be more like the elite 4 to the end of the Internets. I think the very last and final boss would be some sort of Grammar Monster. It would be the perfect obstacle for most idiots on the Internet to face. After having been through the gauntlet of Anon, being trampled and using up all metaphorical "super potions and revives", you have to face peoples worst enemy, Proper Grammar.

The internet has made me bitter and cynical, but I think this would be Poetic Justice at its best.
I like the way you like the way I think!

And yes, poetic justice is always fun.
 

Roxas1359

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I say the final boss of the Internet would be a maniacal IT person who has a sever that controls the who Internet. The person would create new ways to torture you by making scripts that say cause the entire screen to spin or cause you to see nothing but Bieber everywhere! *cough*Kross*cough*
The only way to beat this boss would be to find a way to break the server by causing it to crash. How you crash it would be fun.
 

zombiejoe

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Liquid Paradox said:
Alright, for this to work, it's going to have to be a bit long winded, but here me out. Consider this your TL;DR warning.

The game takes place in a near future internet, dominated by the mega-ISPs of Rodgers and Bell. All smaller ISPs have been completely consumed by these two behemoths, and together, they essentially rule the internet with an iron fist. Also, a perpetual war rages on as each of these corporations seeks total dominance. Several smaller corps and organizations fight against the tyranny of the mega-ISPs, but to little avail. more on them later.

You play as an internet regular. Your ISP happens to be Rogers, though a recent change in rogers policy, specifically, the decision to resurrect the meter, has you considering switching, because you can no longer afford your internet usage. However, as you research the two ISPs in an attempt to determine the most viable ISP, when suddenly you stumble upon a disturbing revelation: Both ISPs are responsible for heinous acts which not only force their consumers to pay more then they can reasonably afford, but are also guilty of failing to provide their subjects with basic privacy protection, and in fact, sell that "privacy" to the highest bidder!

Suddenly, armed thugs bust into your home modem wearing Guy Fox masks, and take you prisoner. The first level is your attempt to avoid these anonymous intruders (see what I did there?), but your efforts are, ultimately, in vain.

When you awaken, you find yourself being dragged down a long hallway in a mysterious forum with cracked floors and the smell of rot and urine, and the sound of scuttling rodents. Every hundred feet or so, you see a door. The doors are not numbered, but lettered, and you take note of the few doors you pass: /x/, /gif/, and /v/, before finally coming to a stop in front of a door marked /b/.

Inside, you are led past legions of Guy Fox masks, Troll faces, and a slew of memes, before entering the office of a green-faced man called M00t. M00t explains that you were brought here because you have learned the truth about the major ISPs, and have been enlisted in M00t's own Personal Army of memes and guerrilla fighters, who seek to take down Rogers and Bell, and give the internet back to the people. Grudgingly, you agree.

Unfortunately, after a few levels where in you complete minor tasks for M00t such as trolling Facebook (and, indeed, are forced to do battle with Farm-ville itself as a minor boss fight) you realize that M00t is nothing more then a man-child, and his Anonymous army seek not to free the internet for the people, but to make the internet more interesting for M00t and his cynical, Socially defunct followers. Finally, you decide to confront M00t, and are forced to fight your way through 4chan, bringing an end to /b/ in the process. In doing so, you must fight through waves of memes, Trolls and Guy Foxes, finally facing off against M00t himself.

End of game one. Naturally, this will be a trilogy.
Someone needs to make the Internet video game, and you sir/madam, might be the one.

lol
 

PUR3_GAM3R33

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an undead


Impossible to beat because as soon as you get to him,your computer crashes with the force of a nuke.