If you came with a warning label it would say......

[Condor219]

The title is fairly self-explanatory. Mine would be "For use by trained personnel only"

Either that, or "Caution: Contents are hot"

 

[Palademon]

"Contents Fragile"
...
I couln't think of anything better.

 

[let's rock]

"Warning, heavy equipment in use" If that counts. If not then IDK, would go with your :caution, contents are hot"

 

[Fbuh]

Warning: Post Hypnotic Suggestions Are Running the Ships Ashore

 

[Canid117]

"Warning..."



Thats all it would be. I would let their imaginations do the work.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Warning: This machine speaks bullshit and therefore you may not understand him if you don't know his language.

 

[The Hot Sauce Thief]

Warning : Is very evil, keep away from anything sharper than a crayon.

 

[Atticus89]

Warning: May become volatile when irritated.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Warning: The Ante up rule has just come into effect, proceed at your own risk.

 

[DEAD34345]

"May contain nuts."

I'm very surprised it hasn't been said already...

 

[Dan Steele]

Warning, item does not work well with others

 

[Laser Priest]

Caution: Product may destroy minds.

 

[Laser Priest]

"May contain nuts."

I'm very surprised it hasn't been said already...

I think we were trying to avoid that.

 

[Bags159]

Argues a lot. That's all I can think of.

...I have to watch ads now to do captchas?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Warning. Person may be prone too extreme Paranoia and OCD, please be aware not to stand behind person while he is on the computer and always leave the door closed in the room. Please note that rage can be incited by those he considers idiotic. Handle with care.

 

[El Cookio]

Warning: Carcinogenic.

I wouldn't be surprised if I was on the list of things that can cause cancer nowadays.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Warning: Do not get naked or have sex with it, best used with female of male gender.

 

[kidd25]

warning this contains the following- a loyal friend, a good person and overall nice guy...who is a sociopath held together by one thing DO NOT BREAK THIS ONE THING. then the one thing would be covered up by blood.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Warning! Contents are highly sexy, use precaution.

Or

Warning! High levels of terrible jokes

 

[Captain Underbeard]

Warning: You have been warned