If you came with a warning label it would say......

[Jegsimmons]

Warning: will use logic to destroy you from the inside out....also eats alot.

 

[Dags90]

Warning: Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Danger Will Robinson!

I know that reference comes with some pretty squicky implications, but I couldn't pass it up.

OT: Warning: Contents under pressure.
or
Warning: Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Not for use by women who are pregnant, breastfeeding, or may become pregnant.

For the lulz: Warning: Choking hazard.

 

[JoJo]

"Warning: Keep out of the reach of children"

 

[OctoH]

Warning: Prone to violence and random bouts of dancing. Product may also eat you alive.

 

[Lord Devius]

Warning: Keep away from flammable objects.

...I just got a Zippo.

...wheehehehe.

 

[Leole]

Warning! Prolonged exposure can cause laughs, orgasms and ultimately, death.

or

Warning! Contents may annoy the living shit out of you.

Yeah.

 

[UlytimateDestruction]

Warning: If you don't show me your genitals, he will.

 

[Tartarga]

"Warning: Not safe for work, in that he will break all your stuff and get you fired."

A bit specific but true none the less.

 

[Jedoro]

Warranty void if seal is broken

 

[TheMagicIndian]

Warning: Extreme biohazard. Use caution when handling. Avoid direct skin contact. Avoid direct inhalation.

Bet that'd throw them for a loop.

 

[Reaper195]

Warning: Specific agitation will result in a punched throat. And also, wash in women.

 

[Gaiseric]

Warning: Do not make contents angry!

and in small print...

[sub]You wouldn't like contents when it's angry[/sub]

 

[GingieAle]

Warning: may induce insanity. Should not be used by those who suffer from logical thinking.

 

[FarleShadow]

Warning: Caustic. Reacts poorly with idiots. Reacts readily with ethanol to form metastable intermediate compound/s.

 

[Zulnam]

Warning: not suitable for children under the age of 18.

 

[ComprehensiveGoo]

Warning: Do not remove this label.

 

[Kevonovitch]

Warning: Highly Volatile and Unstable. Only consumable for ages 18 and up.
Handle with Extreme Caution.

 

[CrustyOatmeal]

expect hugs ahead

 

[Original Bubs]

Caution: Choking Hazard, do not keep around children.

Preferably put right on top of my hands.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Warning: Contents are small and lost easily.

(As a result of being only 5 feet tall...)